(yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o’clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Now that’s what I call a dead parrot.
No, no…No, 'e’s stunned!
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STUNNED?!?
Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin’ up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Um…now look…now look, mate, I’ve definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not ‘alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
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