And EVE’s literally only still running because there’s never been any competition to it…
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So, fire kiils nasty things, but, how do you kill a nasty fire? Answer: bombing it with laser-guided bombs.
The fire was in a forest inside a firing range, thus the possible presence of unexploded ordinance made it too dangerous for firefighters even if they reached the area.
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Naughty cat gets served.
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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, “Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you’re doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!”
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, “Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you’re doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so good!”
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. “Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you’re doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!”
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the ■■■■ out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit.
“Lion,” they reprimand, “why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!”
The lion answers, “That little bastard has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he’s on ecstasy!”
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Jean de La Fontaine would be proud. 
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Cant it be even a little less hot? I see it will be above 30 whole next week. 
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I knew that joke in Spanish, but never dared to try to translate into English for lack of the appropiate slang words.
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Oh, but maybe it will rain! Sweet, chill, refreshing rain!
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And now it’s ohrribly late, horribly hot outside, and I will go to bed but first must decide the pros and cons of keeping the AC onall night. Probably won’t do it, but oh the temptation…
Nighties lovelies!
Also: going to space… slowly
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Good morning LAGLers! It’s hot and humid outside and I’m on AC!
(But then i’ll have to go to work. But buses have AC too!)
Them coldpacks on the roof… don’t want to remember how was riding buses in the summer before those!
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I have fan going all the time. It would be awful to endure that heat without some air moving. Tropics. 
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Only 30c? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up!
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And what happens after it rains? The grass grows, of course.
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Whored on the Keepstar killmail, despite being on grid with 3 keepstars kills previously I’ve never actually bothered shooting at them. So I do feel a bit dirty for claiming credit on a kill I definitely don’t deserve credit for.
(Though one of those Keepstars was owned by my Alliance at the time).
That being said, today I fought a Federation Navy Comet in my Atron and won, and got the shakes. Considering I never got them when dropping a dread in a dread bomb it felt good.
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Hehe, this was maybe because it was solo and more personal, could go both ways, while the bigger encounters are more predictable? I dont know actually why, but it was like that for me too. 
Just I used cheaper ships while in the fleet. Random people actually, from faction warfare.
Today I was in my club Palace, as I called it, and we danced. In GTAO of course. 
When she laft I drank a shot of Whiskey MacBeth and dont remember what then happened, was too drunk, I awakened under the Los Santos Molo. 
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