Well, some claim he’s dead, actually. Others say that just retired. Whatever the reason, last public news from him where in 2012.
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Aaand, beddy time! Tomorrow is our national holiday in Spain as apparently some dude landed on some contient that shouldn’t be there back in 1492 or so. Thus, I’ll be enjoyinh a Long Weekend! 3 days of pure do-nothing! (and training for my vacations, which just keep beign postponed). Nighties lovelies!
Also: Tentacle erotica factory? Day of the Tentacle tribute? Maybe Futurama? Art?
It’s cooler than the moving chairs some days ago, though.
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Looks like some kind of alien from outer space.
Too bad cant smile to make humans around more comfortable with its presence. Can only wave the tentacles in “hello” motion, which isnt really with the same effect, rather opposite. Lets not even go further, thinking about hugging. 
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And I’m back, with a lot of catching up to do. Like 5 months?
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Found out last night, that the sweet sweet nectar of the gods has returned to my local grocery store. Egg Nog!!!
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It’s Sojo time!
Soju
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From what i understand, they could have stopped him. And i belive he even said so after thor didn’t smash his head in. So i belive the fault lies with the avengers…
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(alarm goes off)
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Timezone everyone 
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles! 
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They have a worse problem than russia. 
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…and this is what happens when you’re Asian (who have genetical trouble to digest alcohol) and drink liquor as if it was wine or beer. 
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Ever seen Saudis surfing their roads in sandals? The sun heats up the roads so much that the surface becomes almost glass-like, hence they can surf it with sandals …
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And now, a random random!
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Pronoun Trouble
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I don’t remember seeing that. Oh no. I would remember seing that if I had seen that before, thus, I don’t think I’ve seen that before.
Did I ever mention that the Spanish slang equivalent to “pussy” is the Spanish word for “rabbit”?
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Thats news to me.
BTW, these news are also news to me:
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The tips probably suck too. 
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Kids, just say no to sugar.
Unless it cake, or pie. And ice cream.
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