My Uncle Milton Giant Ant Farm was never like this. 
Phase…
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Interesting tool, if all glaciers would melt, the seas would rise by 70 m. That means in few thousands of years all cities would have to be build in new places, because where they are now would be water. Like New York, London, Berlin, Tokyo, etc. Great flood awaits us! 
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Good night lovelies. 
Live long and prosper. 
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Hmm…I’ll have to test that rise! But not today, I’m off to bed ASAP. But not soon enough… nighties lovelies!
Also: mom power, true superpower!
Nobody knows that Mom cloaks objects in plain sight until you ask her where they are, and then she decloaks them. It is unknown, though, how does this superpower fare againt socks’ superpower to go missing between going into the washing machine and exiting it…
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Florida…the state of oddities:
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Ray Kurzweil’s predictions about nanobots are step by step becoming a reality. First the batteries, then the machines themselves.
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Once upon a time, in the magical fantasy kingdom, there lived a young monk named Sam.
His order was renowned for their beautiful choral singing. They trained, hours every day, refining their voices and their art. Their song floated down the mountainside, enriching the lives and souls of the townspeople below.
Sam was particularly gifted, and on his 19th birthday, in mid-song, he hit upon a beautifully intricate note of pure magic. Everyone within miles just froze in mid action, stirred to the very core of their souls by the pure bliss of the tone. And all the realm realized, instantly, that it was Sam, and Sam was the first person in history to hit one of the rumored Magical Notes that musicians had theorized must exist… yet no one before Sam had ever reached one.
And on Sam’s 20th birthday, it happened again. This time, the town below was so impacted that no one moved, spoke, or even blinked for several minutes after. As the golden sound finally tapered off and ceased, they knew that Sam had found the Second Note…
And the next year on Sam’s birthday, the town had realized there was a pattern involved. This time, all of the townspeople were present in the monastery’s nave, watching in awe, as Sam hit the glorious Third Note. People cried out in pure joy as the sound grew to a glorious crescendo. Words cannot do justice to the experience. The town flourished, as Sam’s notes made the people pure all the way to the core of their beings.
And on it went for the next few years, the Magical Notes growing sweeter and sweeter… until, that is, Sam’s 25th birthday. All at first seemed as normal… until Sam hit the Magical Note. From the start, Sam seemed very uncomfortable, and this new sound was not beautiful… it was jarring and discordant. Sam started to get very warm, and was visibly sweating onstage. He doubled his resolve and dug deeper, to get to the sweet part of the Magical Note that he knew must be there.
Suddenly, to the horror of all, Sam spontaneously combusted! The two closest monks on stage were burned by the flames coming off of his body, and he ignited the stage curtains. Soon the entire monastery was aflame. By a miracle, everyone made it out, except for poor Sam.
The townsfolk were left staring at the burning monastery in sad, stunned disbelief.
The mayor approached the lead monk of the order. “What happened?” he asked, exasperated.
The old monk shook his head sadly. “Isn’t it obvious?” he said. “Sam sung Note 7.”
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OMG. That joke is so bad I want to burn it like poor Sam… 
But, today i’m going to sleep earlier. I swear. It’s sitll not 23:30 and I am saying: nighties lovelies!
Also: https://ideas.lego.com/projects/3decd220-889e-4eb3-b938-96aa3f788f0a
Awesome potential kit and several commenters involved with the real JWST are delighted with it. Personally I would love to see it fold and unfold…
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Another day, another try at sleeping and resting. Never grow tired of trying to rest at night! Nighties lovelies!
Also: surely you as me alway wondered how plywood is made…
OMG the machine that cuts the logs into sheets of wood… it just peels the logs as if they were apples! 
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Time to go to sleep. Nighties lovelies!
Also: money for nothing (just borrow your face for a deep fake)
No, he’s not Bruce Willis. It’s a deep fake digital clone and Willis got paid for the image rights to use his face. Easiest dollars ever. 
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leeets gooooo!!!
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Which one should I post: Bad jokes or Dad jokes?
Make your choice, LAGL.
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I choose both.
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6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
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Time to go to sleep, but before I’ll share a funny video. Nighties lovelies!
Also: I’ve laughed so hard my cheeks still hurt! 
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So…POSH! 
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Timezone lovelies. 
Space humor by Scott Manley:
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Well, at least the rocket computers managed to keep the fire thing below and the pointy end up… and then made one for the books, the first moon-walking rocket ever! Jacko would be proud! 
Anyway, it’s my time to go to sleep. And so I say: nighties lovelies!
Also: I know how your struggle is real
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I watched that stream. It was the wildest launch I’ve seen.
Easpecially loved the afterphoto showing the trench the rocket dug after strolling lazily through the gate.
Of course I played Kerbal, so I’ve simulated this launch dozens of times.
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TIMEZONE LOVELIES!
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER! 
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Time to go to sleep (boooh! how boring! But boredom is good for you!). Nighties lovelies!
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