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Like I said a shitshow all the way around.. And the more you look at biology. The more you question how does life even exist. Because at every turn there is some animal, plant, or whatisit that should not exist. Yet does. And our own biology can be as strange and mind bending at times as well.
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It is a wonder what nature created with the help of the supernatural mother, resulting in Zaera, Natureâs finest creation - perfect in every way.
And before you mention humbleness - that is a weakness which naturaly I do not possess.
Now how may you show your appreciation for Zaeraâs awesomeness I hear you ask? Well that is simple - send me 1 billion isk now and atleast once a week, otherwise Zaera will come over and bite you in the ass.
And oh yes, I almost forgot - liking all my posts is mandatory. Failure to do so and my stuffed bunny gets it.
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Itâs nice to know that someone on this forum is perfect.
Thatâs not a bad prospect altogether. Besides, I donât have a billion isk.
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Time to go to sleep⌠night night lovelies!
Also: whatâs for dinner? Fatback!
Photograph: Migrant worker cooking fatback (preserved salted pork) over a campfire near Prague, Oklahoma, USA, 1939, by Russell Lee
Just some well cooked meat to regain your force after a dayâs hard work.
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Itâs a toss up between you and my wife! 
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But you do seem to have a sense of humor. And that will get you further than you think! 
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Simple. It was all predestined. Evolution, process of elimination, only changing shapes of things to come, without even differentiating between organic and non-organic matter. Life had to come, from everything that was before.
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We are conscious. Therefore conscious life exists. If we werenât conscious we wouldnât be able to observe ourselves. Our dataset consists entirely of a single planet that happens to be compatible.
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Yiole, Nana and LordO are driving through the countryside in a car. Their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere and there is no cellular coverage. They look around and see an abandoned house and they decide to go in there to see if they can find anything. Among the junk they find a lamp and out pops the genie. The genie says: âIâm Zaera the Genie! You each have one wish before I am released.â
Yiole grabs the lamp and wishes âI wish I was back home.â
POOF! Yiole is teleported back to her home.
Nana grabs the lamp and wishes âI wish I was back home.â
POOF! Nana is teleported back to her home.
LordO grabs the lamp and grins to himself, saying: âI just came up with a hilarious joke! But I wish both Yiole and Nana were here to hear it!â.
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I forgot to mention that once released, everyone that gazes upon me , has an irresistible urge to please me, to fulfil my every wish.
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Shame on you, Zaera! Did you forget? That we, you and I, were going to get married? That we were going to live in a tiny, stone cottage on the coast in Ireland and raise our child and live happily ever after? 
This evening after I went to dadâs house with a huge jar of veggie soup to deliver and tidied the place up, I got into my car and drove around the city under light rain while listening to music loudly with windows closed and heating on. The moment I reached the beginning of the main avenue where all the luxury shops are, Stingâs Shape of My Heart song started playing on my playlist and I had a fantastic time all the way through!
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Time to go to sleep⌠night night lovelies!
Also: whatâs for lunch? Spaghetti!
Photograph: Three women having lunch on the sea, Capri island, Italy, 1939 by Hamilton Wright
My stomach feels sick, even if the water was very still, eating pasta and drinking wine on those wobbly matresses⌠ugh! 
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Went into the bottle-o today for a couple bottles of yellow tail shiraz as Saturday is steak dayđˇ
I saw that there is a special 2 for 18. There was a yellow ticket. I took the bottles to the counter and the woman there. She rang them though the til as 22 and I said thereâs a ticket showing she gave me a blank face and so I returned to the shelf to re read the ticket and checked the label in detail .
Yes correct, 
I even tilted the ticket to try and show the woman 
still at to the counter with the same blank look 
of seems she was just frustrated 
then she had a attitude she says why did I pull the ticket off?
I said you You got a ticket here show two for $18 each instead of 22 like normal and then she really started to give me some attitude saying that she has to print a new ticket. I said I can just put the ticket back on the shelf like I do.
she said weâre not woollies weâre BWS
Calmâ:relieved_face: voice I said if the price was right the first time we wouldnât have this problem would we? She didnât say anything though I thought I had heard a hiss 
I paid 18 and walked out.
Seems she was just frustrated when she had that attitude and really upset my day and I feel stressed today @Uriel_the_Flame
Probably hot day and seriously
Iâm an elderly gentleman and I didnât have to be treated like that!
please donât be mad 
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I do miss the simple things like haggling over money.
It can get a bit boring when you get whatever you want.
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