Human interaction is hard.
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No youâre not, youâre not much older than my dad, and heâs only 340
Well, not my actual dad as was abandoned in a forest, but he bit me so became my dad.
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It can be. The weird thing is everyone pretends itâs effortless. Itâs a skill like anything else.
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@MB_ThePhotographer emits a low moan. Itâs a hard skill to learn. I deal with the elderly, never mind trying to deal with new players.
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Yes it was - no men, well except for the one in the trunk
He had outlived his usefulness
You know what? Gonna bite @LordOdysseus and make him my slave.
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Knock yourself out 
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I did once.
Woke up on my bed with my cat sleeping ontop of me.
Never drank wine again.
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I am not an ISK farming slave, Zaera! If you mean that of course. However, if you mean something elseâŚ
Today I feel cheerful and impish. 
It is a common misconception among young people that old people have a stick up their butt all the time. Many of them are actually like Ernest Borgnine in that infamous talk show incident. I suspect MB ThePhotographer is like him as well irl.
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You canât possibly know if itâs a man or a woman in the trunk, especially nowadays.
On the other hand I know thereâs a jack in that trunk.
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Very perceptive, his name was Jack
When I get a flat tyre, my car calls the breakdown service. In those days you needed a man.
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Hit the road, Jack?
The wonders of technology. Imagine if we had to travel to Iceland and plug our PC there to play EVE Online. There wouldnât be so many players then. 
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Technology has made men obsolete, they now have only one purpose.
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Itâs nice to have a purpose, some people donât even have that, eating doughnuts all day and getting fat for free.
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No, eating donuts alone does not specifically make your boobs bigger.
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Then whatâs this?
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Ouch. Youâre welcome to your opinions, I guess.
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The secret to long life. 
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