So I had a a skylight installed in my appartment . The wierdos above me are pissed off , wonder why.
Nice of them to pop in though , when I need a snack
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Time to go to sleep… night night lovelies!
Also: another place, another time…
Photograph: high school graduates in Moscow, May 25th 1981
Obviously the white aprons are some traditional thing. Obviously too the boys and girls drinking Pepsi isn’t exactly something you’d expect from a photograph shot in Moscow in 1981…
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I said to ChatGPT that the S n is always exploding.
Was informed that “The Sun is not always exploding “ in the sense of a bomb, but it is stable and continuous reactor driven by nuclear fusion in its core converting hydrogen into helium.
Sounds like an explosion to me!
By the way is our Sun a He or a She?
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To the greeks and romans, Helios and Sol were males. To the celts, Grian was female. In hinduism, Surya is male. In ancient Chinese myth there were ten suns, who were all brothers, but the sun goddess Xihe, their mother, was the one who daily loaded one onto a carriage to travel the world.
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In such situations, they are usually more wrong.
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Definitely female. The Sun sits at the center of the system, burns bright, and everyone adjusts their behavior around me, I mean it. And like me , it’s impossible to ignore.
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The Moon is your Sun & the night is your day, so the Sun must be a He then as you are the Moon. That lights up my DAYS 
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Thought I was looking at myself there for a second 
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I need to hire someone to come clean my penthouse and actually do it properly
Because the one I’ve currently got well..
She’s inconsistent at best.
She starts a job… then halfway through she gets distracted
Laundry?
Oh that’s a 2-day event.
Forgets it in the washing machine
Rewashes it.
Forgets it again.
By the time it’s hung up to dry, I no longer need the item
Ironing?
Absolutely not.
Doesn’t even own an iron board or iron
She goes into one room to clean…
Ends up emptying and reorganising a drawer.
Finds an old photo or bit of paper
Suddenly she’s deep in nostalgia and nothing’s actually been cleaned. Plus the bed is now covered in clothes or junk.
Also… why does she need a glass of apple juice every 20 minutes! 
Anyway…
That woman is me.
I am that woman.
I’m interviewing for a replacement, salary - 1 billion isk .
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So what you’re asking is for your Litter Box changed 
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I forgot to mention - you are paying
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Downunder there are these birds Fairy Rens.
Although they pair for life, the males though the males have more than on partner.
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Are you a bird or a bat? A young one at that!
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A word of warning Frostpuppy.
You can engage in as many sidequests as you like, but remember that your wife will have access to a pair of scissors and you have to sleep some time.
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“To the honored capsuleers of the EVE Forum,
I now transmit this message from a position of profound humility.
I am, in spirit and ceremony, down on one knee before Zaera.
Zaera, fearsome ganker, orchestrator of glorious explosions, I offer you my sincere apology. Calling you manipulative was a misfire worthy of rookie status. It was ill judged, poorly calculated, and nowhere near the tactical brilliance you bring to every ambush.
You deserved better.
To demonstrate the depth of my regret, I hereby offer you 1,000,000,000 ISK. One billion. A neat stack of interstellar contrition, ready for transfer as tribute to your undeniable supremacy.
And should you deem me forgiven, I humbly request the privilege of seeing more pictures of you. Consider this a formal petition submitted under the watchful gaze of CONCORD and the silent stars of New Eden.
May your cargo scans always be profitable,
May your Catalysts never jam,
And may this kneeling apology restore diplomatic relations.
Respectfully submitted,
A thoroughly chastened capsuleer”
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