Don’t make me think or Santa gets ganked
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His sleigh doesn’t seem like an appropriate New Eden ship but I have a feeling that gankers wouldn’t care about that detail.
Poor Santa 
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Time to go to sleep… and post something for the season. Night night lovelies!
Also: when your grand-grandma got really wasted on Christmas punch, she would talk about the day she met Santa, Mickey and Minnie…
…and then would run in terror to the nearest closet and try to lock herself inside.
Photo: Santa shakes hands with Mickey and Minnie Mouse at the Central Park Bandshell, 1935
(Seriously, I can’t decide what’s worse… the masks? Santa’s face? The gloves? Santa’s vynil boots? The rollerskates…?)
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Your great-great-great-great…-…-great grandpa was colder than you so he created fire.
Grondar the Hunter and Helga the Wise around the very first campfire ever created, circa 57,000 BC.
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The whole thing is bad. This is probably the worst picture I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Nighty-night, Yole, and merry Christmas to you.
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Yeah, right.
Maybe in Tikrit.
Nice song lyrics btw. I sing slightly less sophisticated songs, pop songs, but not at the level of Daft Punk’s “Around the world”.
Every Santa I ever came across were creepy guys. I never liked Santa.
Hayley’s Christmas photos:
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Yes, that’s his hometown. A hole in the ground no bigger than Sturgis, KY.
Dire Straits, best band that ever existed.
I understand, although I like the video for it.
I don’t mind the Santa as a myth but you’re right, weirdos dressing as Santa with children he doesn’t know on his lap is just not right. Especially that he will not be the one to bring them the gifts so it’s like a big con and the poor kids are being lied to. I never lied to my kids. I told them there was no Santa but I love them enough to buy them anything they want for Christmas. For them I was Santa.
She’s simply awesome.
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^Inserts Martin Freeman’s “What the heck is that?” gif.
I was waiting for Interstellar 2, but if the director in question is Nolan, you know it is gonna be great. Hopefully they’ll use sidenotes to fill in the details to make something like Peter Jackson’s LOTR/Hobbit. Also, please don’t make Polyphemus out of a puppet. It doesn’t have the Yoda effect. I mean it.
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How do you know it wasn’t grandma ?
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Time to go to bed, but before, another message from the old photographs in my HDD… (and a musical interlude by courtesy of Ishtanchuk). Night night lovelies!
Also: your grandma once narrowly escaped aggro from the Sandy Claws…
…and this is why your Xmas memories are filled with snippets from this masterpiece…
…although Ish, you know, likes better the Spanish voicework…
Merry Christmas LAGL, hope you meet good company and enjoy yourselves on this holiday.
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Your great-great-great-great…-…great grandpa was a bloodthirsty barbarian.
Thorgal the Treetrunk and Taramis the Bane holding the very first swords ever made. Circa 3,500 BC
Bronze Age. The first weapons that can be described as “swords” date to around 3300 BC. They have been found in Arslantepe, Turkey, are made from arsenical bronze, and are about 60 cm (24 in) long.
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Since nobody asked for it, here comes a Christmas Special of things your ancestors did for Christmas…
…they would go buy a Christmas tree, like here in Germany in 1895…
…they would attend Christmas classics like The Nutcracker, here in the original production in Saint Petersburg in 1892…
…no matter what, they would keep a smile, like these RAF POWs at the Colditz Castle in Germany, 1941 (Colditz was a high security camp for airmen who already had escaped from a camp…)
…sometimes, Christmas could be creative (Copa Girls, Las Vegas, 1956)…
…even more creative on the definition of a Christmas show… (The Rockettes dance routine, Christmas 1967)
…sometimes, Christmas could get weird (like, seriously)…
…and sometimes, could get even weirder (with Frank Zappa, Gail Zappa, Jimi Hendrix and Paul Caruso at Apostolic Studios New York…)
(Frank Zappa & al with a Christmas three …in July of 1968)
…when your grands where kids, surviving Santa aggro was not an easy task when they were back from walking to school in the snow uphill both ways…
…but sometimes the Santa was just cool, like, Alice Cooper cool, in 1973…
…and then it would get weird again, with a pinch of Wolfman Jack playing a good boy…
…but overall, the Christmas spirit would prevail…
…and they would come to unwrap a present of sorts.
(I guess I just looked for presents under the wrong tree…?)
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A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another …
A man next to him said, “Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth?”
The boy replied, “My grandfather lived for 105 years” The man asked , “Was it because of eating chocolate?”
The boy replied, No, he was always minding his own business.
Truly impressive days our grands had back then. Dressing dapper and stuff.
Then the T.V. and the Internet happened.
Timezone!
EDIT:
What do you call a kid thats afraid of Santa?
Claustrophobic
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I was today years old when I learned that the mascot girl of the Steam sales has no official name other than “Steam Delivery Girl” but nonetheless Rule 34 applies to her… 
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Buy and stock canned Tuna as not only Yellowfn is overfished.
Canned Tuna can be stored for the coming 2025 shortages.
Don’t take my word for it.
Buy a few extra tuna tins this week.
/make sure that you pay for your food preparation via cash only as they will be monitoring who is stock piling.
Better also stock spirits too…
Tuna and spirits so you and your cat can survive.
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Don’t worry kid - Zaera gonna gank Santa.
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