If there is any one secret of success, it lies in the ability to get the other persons point of view and see things from his angle as well as your own. — Henry Ford
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Ahhhh that’s more like it.
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@discobot fortune why are you so sexist?
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Reply hazy try again
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@discobot fortune Will Galatasaray win the league this year?
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My wife left me because I’m too insecure. No wait, she’s back.
She just went to make a cup of tea.
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Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.
I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
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I am really starting to think that majority of life in universe is just microbial mats. 
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A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast.
Confused, he approaches his daughter for an explanation of last night when he arrived home. “You kicked in the door when you couldn’t get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and pissed your pants.” “Jesus! So then why the hell is she in such a good mood?” “When she tried to take your pants off to wash them, you slapped her hand away and said, ‘Get your hands off me! I’m married!’”
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Nana,If I spank Dwayne Johnson…
does that mean I hit Rock bottom?
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Yes. 
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You’re spamming the thread pretty hard…
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Wait until between 2025 and 2033.
@The_Dunning_Kruger I’m sorry. I promise to slow down.
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http://www.securityweek.com/one-computer-can-knock-almost-any-wordpress-site-offline
Wordpress is such a steaming pile of ■■■■
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We have to protect it and control it.
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Why did the slave go to college?
To pick up his master’s degree.
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My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan.
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
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