Dont shoot its me 
I was right, nana won ![]()
surprised I got 3rd
No, you aren’t. 
What's the difference between a Russian wedding and a Russian funeral?
On the funeral it’s one person less drinking 
Hmmm… I think a better punch line would be “On the funeral there’s someone not drinking”. 
A gipsy is stopped by the highway patrol.
“Officer, I know why you stopped me: it’s because I was going at 150 km/h, right?”
“Exactly”
“And will you fin me?”
“Not if you sell me the horse…”
That’s definitely better. I loosely translated it from German and couldn’t come up with something better 
HE’S BACK!
Chicken Patties and Frenched Fries for dinner. I have to eat somethin potato every day. I Love Potato.
Potato?
Good night,lovelies. 
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Just finished The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile
Blood lust satiated 
Also finished my Matari Hurricane fit done, made it even stronger than the caldari battle ships I tried to fit. Excellent PVE in my eyes, survival wise anyways. 450+ HP/s (Caldari got up to 300 I believe)
Good morning LAGLers! It’s friday! Do you use the scroll wheel when someone’s around?
What a quiet day, did I miss a memo? 
(Now that nobody is watching…)

And why not, the original scene from “Bande à part”…









