I think it’s time we had a real CSM, with real players who do real things, like ganking miners. In order to keep bots in line, I will personally certify votes according to whether or not the voter is human. We can thus have a round table of esteemed individuals who will be available to advise CCP on any and every subject.
As the Heroin of Highsec, I will now nominate myself as leader of the Free Galaxy, and am hereby awarded a permanent seat.
Here is the current makeup of the Real CSM.
- Chairwoman and Senior Conslutant: Princess Aiko the Fair
- Honorary Lapcat: Destiny Corrupted
- Royal Botanist: Zopiclone
- Cupbearer: Jonah Gravenstein
- Court Jester: Hazen Koraka
- Minister without Portfolio: Githany Red
- Footstool: Wah Huren
Royal Legislature and Board of Imperial Directors
- King Donatien Alphonse Francois I (D-Audaerne)
Grey Ignis (G-Ignoitton)
Solonius Rex (G-Otosela)
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet (R-Uemisaisen)
You may feel free to nominate additional candidates and vote accordingly.
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Slut? Typo it seems. You mean consultant surely?
I want to make it absolutely clear that I do not want a permanent seat on the council, however, I do request a permanent seat on Aiko’s lap.
The thread got off to a bad start and now gets even Lewder.
Good cheer, Tweeps has accepted a position as the delegate from Uemisaisen.
Congratulations to the candidate!
I predict that as useless as this Real CSM is, it’ll still be more constructive than the Usurper CSM that CCP uses as a smoke screen.
Can I be on the board of directors or something?
The chair recognizes Solonius Rex as the delegate from Otosela!
Thank you! What an honour it is. I, like all those around me, only exist to serve the public and the greater good of Hisec.
I nominate Donatien Alphonse Francois as the delegate from Audaerne.
The chair recognizes King Don as the delegate from Audaerne.
Oh boy, I can’t wait for the fun and festivities to begin!
Cocaine Supply Monopoly??
Collectors of Small Mammals?
I nominate myself as the official beer taster.
I’ll apply to the post of “Pretty High all the time lately but used to be just O.K. position.” Thanks!
Can I have a position? I can represent whatever interests I’m needed to.