I think it’s time we had a real CSM, with real players who do real things, like ganking miners. In order to keep bots in line, I will personally certify votes according to whether or not the voter is human. We can thus have a round table of esteemed individuals who will be available to advise CCP on any and every subject.
As the Heroin of Highsec, I will now nominate myself as leader of the Free Galaxy, and am hereby awarded a permanent seat.
Here is the current makeup of the Real CSM.
Grande Dais
Chairwoman and Senior Conslutant: Princess Aiko the Fair
Honorary Lapcat: Destiny Corrupted
Royal Botanist: Zopiclone
Cupbearer: Jonah Gravenstein
Court Jester: Hazen Koraka
Minister without Portfolio: Githany Red
Footstool: Wah Huren
Royal Legislature and Board of Imperial Directors
King Donatien Alphonse Francois I (D-Audaerne)
Grey Ignis (G-Ignoitton)
Solonius Rex (G-Otosela)
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet (R-Uemisaisen)
You may feel free to nominate additional candidates and vote accordingly.
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Slut? Typo it seems. You mean consultant surely?
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I want to make it absolutely clear that I do not want a permanent seat on the council, however, I do request a permanent seat on Aiko’s lap.
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The thread got off to a bad start and now gets even Lewder.
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Good cheer, Tweeps has accepted a position as the delegate from Uemisaisen.
Congratulations to the candidate!
I predict that as useless as this Real CSM is, it’ll still be more constructive than the Usurper CSM that CCP uses as a smoke screen.
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Can I be on the board of directors or something?
The chair recognizes Solonius Rex as the delegate from Otosela!
Congratulations!
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Thank you! What an honour it is. I, like all those around me, only exist to serve the public and the greater good of Hisec.
I nominate Donatien Alphonse Francois as the delegate from Audaerne.
The chair recognizes King Don as the delegate from Audaerne.
Congratulations!
Oh boy, I can’t wait for the fun and festivities to begin!
Cocaine Supply Monopoly??
Collectors of Small Mammals?
I nominate myself as the official beer taster.
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Zopiclone
April 23, 2021, 5:18am
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I’ll apply to the post of “Pretty High all the time lately but used to be just O.K. position.” Thanks!
Can I have a position? I can represent whatever interests I’m needed to.
