You can be one of the product dealer.
I 2nd that , can you be wine taster too save having 2 people , I know it’s a lot to ask
I endorse Aiko Danuja for CSM.
Thank you I guess for my unexpected appointment. I will take my duties seriously and shiptoast in this thread. Looking forwards to seeing my comrade-in-arms’s portfolio.
Im a quango
No can do, I can’t drink red wine; it all tastes like vinegar to me.
I regret to acknowledge this but given the modern state of CSM even Aiko would be less useless for the state of HS and LS industry than the current crew.
When I read the thread title I came fast with some hope of high meme content, only to find a precocious troll festivity.
Shame, shame, shame …
Aiko can sit on my lap anytime she wants to
I’d nominate myself as the clone healer, IRL massage therapist
How much for an ingame massage?
With all the gankers and griefers everywhere, I wouldn’t bet on getting a happy ending.
Pfft, so long as I tip him well enough, im sure he can make me very happy indeed.
I was doing the math which I suck at math, 6b isk should suffice for payment
Done. Now i just need CCP to impliment captains quarters again, and add an option for intimate socializing.
This chat must be the record for the most Dweebs in one chat!
Taking roleplay to a new level of neckbeard! Well done!
Wow, so many amazing candidates stepping forward to represent the galaxy!
I think we need like real cool loot chests like diablo 2, like giant golden chests that just explode really cool and colorful loot everywhere when U open them, when you get to the end of a mission. We need vampires and better bosses too, like if we still had walking in stations you could go to stations for mission to kill the vampires and theirs a giant golden chest behind him w/ all the loot. And we need mission gates that lock behind you so we can do missions again without getting ganked especially in losec.
Flying lootboxes are protected.