Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread)

Usually I’d say “safe in Sani Sabik territory” is an oxymoron even for the Sabik themselves, but Kaztropol’s not … actively and violently horrible? Usually? It’s more kind of … surreal.

So, yeah, pretty much.

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Have you been there? If so, what is it like?

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The Languages department can get a bit stabby if people make puns without their authorisation.

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That sounds like an occupational hazard of a Sani Education System. Make your puns more pointed… then stick them with them.

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The city of Kaztropolis is an oasis of civilisation and culture, in the wilderness of the planet of Kaztropol, where fearsome wombats stalk the forests, and their eerie howls echo from the mountains.

Seriously, there’s a 250,000 capacity all-seater stadium for sporting and religious events, Kaztropolis Imperial University, the Natural History Museum, the architectural marvel that is the Great Wall, and much more.

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That and Mama-Bearing pilot Kernher. Your nicknaming thing was cute the first four of fourty-seven times; this is how it feels.

Warm and fuzzy?

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Excellent history lesson by someone with a past of interfering and disrespecting someones traditional sovereignty under the guise of “Good Course”

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Then, just as now, a course for Pator is a good one I would think.

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I suppose it’s easier to convince other people when you believe in the lie yourself.

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I do not believe it a lie when I say I consider the late Imperial Majesty Damius III did nothing wrong.

I tend to believe it a lie when you open your mouth, at this point.

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So I had this nightmare where I was giving a lecture at the university, and I became aware that the audience seemed distracted and so I asked one of them what was wrong, and they said “professor you’ve forgotten your clothes”. Which in the dream I had.

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That idiom doesn’t work the way you think it works.

What ?

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Where?

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When?

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Why??

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How??

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… who?

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