Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread)

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1979

Nope, this is!

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1980

For the record I was disparaging their intelligence for being incapable of working out that I was talking about ARC not myself. But yes, anyway.

Anyone hear the one about the Sani Sabik’s most talented artist?

He liked to draw blood.

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1981

Okay, I just have to know…

…why are all of you referring to me as ‘they’?

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1982

Don’t know about anyone else, but I tend to default to ‘they’ when I’m not familiar with someone. Well, I try to anyway. Least… assuming option.

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1983

Aah. Fair enough.

I do use she/her/hers, though.

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1984

Girls are the bestest!

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1985

Not literally, but figurally speaking, I have noticed some, and they can “bark” quite loud.
And it’s like cooties.

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1986

Might be because you’re a rummy.

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1987

NOT a rummy.

1988

Really, your therapy for your alcoholism isn’t going to go anywhere, until you stop denying you have a problem.

Rummy.

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1989

Can we take this back and forth about if someone is a ‘rummy’ or not off of the forums and into a private message chain? At this point Valate, it’s just you swinging it at Ramijozana and no one else is engaged with it.

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1990

Sure. Let’s talk about something else:

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Putting your socks on first, before anything else, makes you feel both sexy and naughty.

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1991

Putting your stockings on first, before anything else, makes you feel both sexy and naughty.

I fixed it for you.

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1992

It is entirely dependent on what the rest of your clothing is going to consist of. Socks for some outfits. Stockings for others.

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1993

Only if they’re day-glo orange.

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1994

I’ve heard some people claim you’re “asking for it” if you wear things like that.

Absolutely Barbaric.

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1995

One day the slave may become part of the shady leadership with delusions of grandeur.

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1996

Putting your socks on first, before anything else, makes you feel both stupid and underdressed.
Same with boots instead of socks.
Never tried stockings.

1997

Now I can’t get the image of Diana Kim trying to pull off Gallante high fashion out of my head…

Thanks.

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1998

I swear, I would never.

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