Valgrind Vanguard - Reach Valhalla with us! Freshly baked memes inside!

Valgrind Vanguard is recruiting!

Hi and thank you for checking out our corp.

We’re a fun and stable PvP corp with absolutely beautiful 0.0 space for all ISK making needs.

If you haven’t lived in 0.0 before, that’s not a problem and we have the perfect setup for you! :sunglasses:
Most active during EU/US timezone.

We’re a bunch of friendly and helpful pilots in the corp with lots of experience and you do not need to be shy with asking questions. Fleets are kept fun and casual, we like to have a laugh.

We started this corp with the idea that people should feel happy and comfortable, have a place to call home, have input in what direction the corp is taken and to have fun pilots to fly with because this game is great on your own, but amazing with others.

We’re looking for:

  • Fun, friendly and respectful pilots.
  • PvP pilots
  • Miners/industrialists
  • Ratters
  • Active pilots, we want people who play a fair bit, since we do as well.
  • People that have a teamwork type of mindset. Together we’re stronger.

We offer:

  • Incredible home pocket to make ISK in.
  • Friendly and accepting corp.
  • Many years of game knowledge and the willingness to share and answer your questions.
  • Casual smallgang roams, ESS gangs, Alliance fleets, all your PvP needs
  • Blackops warfare
  • Space that is very rich in resources
  • Easy ratting and escalations for big isk injections
  • Lovely space for exploration
  • Access to more than 30 systems for ratting, exploring, mining, etc.
  • Super cool corpies that will chill on discord with you
  • Possibility to wormhole

Activity, we are online quite a bit and would like the same from you. We do understand that real life or other things get in the way so there is never a need to stress about that. :slight_smile:

We are part of the WE FORM BL0B alliance. As we are now under attack by pandas, we are having lots of fun keeping our space clean from trash, and getting them juicy kills. If you enjoy your pew pew, now is a fantastic time to join us. :smiley:
The alliance requires a very easy to attain fleet attendance of 3 fleets per month. You will have a hard time finding a less demanding corp than ours, we want you to have freedom to enjoy the game.

Returning players are very welcome, we know it can feel a bit daunting when you return, let us help you ease back into it.

Also we have memes:


If you have any questions or want to have a chat/interested in joining, then please jump into our Public chat: Valgrind Vanguard alternatively you can contact Sassari or Mr Stove directly in game for an interview.

You won’t reach Valhalla spinning in station! Join us!

Fly safe! o7


Looking for more pilots wanting that sweet 0.0 experience. :smiley:
Get that ISK
Pewpew them ships
Laugh with us on Disc


You say you are stationed in Delve. There exist only two possibilities. Either you are aligned with blue doughnut, or you are with goons. You do not mention this important information at all.

If you are with blue doughnut, the way I observe the situation on Twitch stream ( I alone am hisec trash panda and carebear), the Test groups in Delve and surrounding, ( I believe Brave moved somewhere near by), will be evicted soon.

So, are you aligned with test or the goons?

Krabtastic time

Hello, thank you for your reply.

On Twitch seems that all offensive activity has stopped, on the Test side, and there are streams of goons fleets doing entosis and bashing structures.

I am not on the frontline, so I do not know for sure, but from the war broadcast it seems at least as stalemate.

Since Ron USMC does not broadcast Eve online, but New World these days, the Tapi propaganda machine is falling apart :smiley:

Wish you good luck.

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Daily bump, come and join the fun! :heart_eyes:

Still recruiting.
Any newbros out there? (Min 5m sp)
Returning player?
Stuck in an inactive corp?

Join us! :smiley:

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FC thanks
We all make mistakes. :stuck_out_tongue: Joining up with Valgrind Vanguard is not one of them.
Join us and let’s reach Valhalla together!

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Join us to Valhalla, we’re still recruiting!

It’s just me and my memes again telling you to join Valgrind Vanguard because you’re not going to reach Valhalla spinning in that station.

Experienced, returning and new players are all welcome. Come rat and pvp with us! :smiley:


Want these memes to stop? Well you probably shouldn’t join then because we post a lot of memes. :stuck_out_tongue:
Everyone else get in here!

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There’s so much isk to be made out here with us. Come run some 0.0 escalations with us :sunglasses:

We love this game, and this game loves to find ways to kill us. It’s a struggle to return after a while, we have plenty of experienced and helpful players in Valgrind Vanguard that can help ease you back into the game and 0.0 life.

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Come get rich with good people! :smiley:

Come get riiiiiich! :smiley:
Need ratters
Need miners
:moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag:

Several new members have joined up and are making ISK, why don’t you?

We have started getting some miners and indy people joining us. More are welcome!

Inexperienced and experienced alike. We want to develop the corps indy side and would love people interested in pushing the corp to new heights. If you want to sit there and just mine, that’s also fine!

We have a fully upgraded system for mining, but not enough people to mine!
Looking to get out into 0.0 and shoot some rocks? Contact me!

Come rat, mine and tell bad jokes with us! :smiley:


Join us! You know you want to. Big things are happening!