@CCP_Falcon and Gang, you didn’t leave a link behind for us to discuss this offer, so let me do this for you.
It’s certainly amongst the best EVE articles I’ve come across. Even though I hate mining, I’ll bite so hard. Also, whatever got you in the mood to write like that, please do it everyday (unless it’s too hard on the liver).
One thing I want to add:
36500 Ventures can Alpha a Titan and at least 6 Server Nodes.