Vorton Weapon : Buff static shock into lightning strike

Oh yes, EVE needs a ship with inconsistent damage output, because we all know the artificial lightning generated under identical conditions each time its generated in a universe whose physics do not resemble real life physics in the slightest MUST work identically to real life natural thunderstorms working under erratic conditions. We want the shittery of real life “just because” even though it doesn’t address a need or enhance the game, but it sure does make the game worse.

Mmmmmmm high alpha to a cluster of ships followed by uselessness. From the creator of the Pokémon ship evolution proposal comes yet another shithead idea…