deception is actually the name of a existential dread
Existential ādreadā or threat? I donāt understand your sentence, sorry.
Thatās sneaky stuff. I like it. 
Iād have the biggest headache after all that work!
to me it looks cool AF
i had a dread and was training long time ago wen i was TNT wen i left i sold it
latter i bought another in arzad ā¦ the capital of amarr FW , just the hull because i did not had money to fit it at the time, it was a project to meā¦ for long time
some months latter i was very poor and had to sell it
to this day is the biggest regret i have in my EVE career
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Aaaaw, that sucks. Sorry to read that.
Classifiedā¦
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Nah, XLs are for shooting structures and shield supers, we are talking rapid torpedoes here.
If you donāt tell us what countermeasures you use weāll have to send a C.H.A.I.T team to your station ( Countermeasures Hardware Assessment and Inspection Team ) and determine if youāre using the appropriate hardware in compliance with the B.D.S.M ( Bureau of Defense Systems Management ) who will make a determination as to your compliance with the S.O.D.R.A ( Space Offense Defense Regulatory Agency ) and should they find you in violation - I assure you they will - the SODRA will have the authority to confiscate every piece of electronic hardware in your possession and enforce strict sanctions on your organization. You wonāt even be able to have a radio for music.
We cannot allow a rogue capsuleer to threaten the peace and security weāve worked so hard to establish for the benefit of all New Eden residents.
Comply or else!
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Long live the Drifters.
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In the face of your blatant refusal to fully comply with the CCP ( Collaboration Charter for Peace ) I see no other recourse but to open a full investigation of your PSCO ( Planetary and Space Capabilities Operations ) at the highest level.
I trust you fully realize what that means and that you leave us little choice as to the matter.
Immediate and coordinated actions shall be initiated towards ensuring your full compliance now and in the future. Should you continue in this irrational behavior, we will see to it that complete Peace is enforced throughout the galaxy for this and all subsequent generations of Democracy-loving capsuleers.
The best weapon is the one you never have to fire.
Threats and Diplomacy.
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I tried to gank a capsuleer with threats and diplomacy but he just laughed at me and warped off.
I tried to gank a capsuleer with threats and diplomacy and we ended in a dirty motel , and he never called back 
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Well, thats cause you suck at making threats and engaging in diplomacy.
I was my corps diplo, and i was very good. I won wars in Private Messages. Ill teach you sometime. When im done with you, you will be able to open up conversations with people and they will send you titans and transfer keepstars to your corp.
Some menā¦ I tell ya! 
And you couldāve brought home bed bugs on top of that! Cheap loser that he was treating you like that!
Thatās why I bring a good portable hybrid blaster on dates. The minute he goes cheap on me I pulverize his butt!
How dare you!!! 
Youāre on!! Just as soon as can get back online Iāll send you a mail and we can get that training going. Give me a few weeks. My house burned down last week and Iām being lodged in an emergency apartment right now and I canāt have service here. 
Funny thing, I donāt care about the damage ( itās insured ) Iām mad and sad because I canāt get online to play EVE! My puter is badly damaged so Iāll have to buy another one. Everyone made it out okay. The dog is freaked out, the cocketiels are ruffled and the cat wonāt stop meowing but they will be fine.
Sorry, im trying to be as nice as i can. But yeah. You suck.
Good. Ill see if i have an opening early next year to teach you all of the ways.
By the way, you must call me Master from now on. God is also an acceptable title.
That sucks, too. But I have some good news for you. Once you learn from me, you will never have to even play video games, ever again. You will be filled with a smug satisfaction that you are a winner at everything, and you will no longer waste money on video games because you will know that you will just beat everyone and win at everything. You will save a ton of money.
Okay, I can accept that. I know I suck, in more ways than one, but dammit, Iām trying my best so give me a break.
Well see, thatās going to be a bit of a problem for me. I canāt call anyone master unless the universe was created through him nor can I call anyone God unless heās omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent.
Can I call you Rex? I mean, king is damn close.
Early next year is good for me.
Oh wow, youāre amazing! Okay. I guess with time I could learn to yell your name!
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