When Did Gankers Turn Into Wussies?

Gankers attack the most defenseless of ships and, even worse, they do it by ambushing them.
They refuse straight up fights, instead preferring to opt for the most wussy of strategies.
They also attack lone pilots who may be slumbering at the controls, or not, just individual isolated pilots who cannot defend themselves but will flee like rats at the sight of a fleet.

When have Gankers turned into wussies?
When was it that, one day, gankers decided to act like chickens?
When will gankers ever grow back a pair and act like true space warriors?
Will gankers ever become true elite PvPers?

Are you saying that ganking in not real PvP? :thinking:

:smirk: :innocent: :popcorn:

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Well of course I’m saying that, Sherlock!!

We got a bright one here… :roll_eyes:

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:blush:

I don’t know if I can endorse this, how am I suppose to sell Catalysts and Mining Vessels if we take away the market for them? Think of the ammo sales, the tech II enhancements and beams? Or the drones? What of the blasters and and warp disruptors? Or or the gyro stabilizers?

I simply cannot abide by this ludacris statement when there is profit margins to be had.

This hate speech against the free markets must not be tolerated and stopped at once.

This is the epitome of selfish, think of the shareholders.

@SleasierThanU Why are you so mad against gankers? They actually provide a service. I consider them to be the janitors of Hisec, there to keep it clean and rid us of the trash.

Ganker :point_down:

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:thinking: :blush: :popcorn:

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@Uriel_the_Flame

:smiling_face: :popcorn: :cup_with_straw:

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Look at that Ganker so hard working and industrious filling the coffers of privately held corporations. True patriots of the highsec free markets if you ask me.

I can feel my wallet blinking even as we speak.

Thank you for your service to the community gankers.

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Sometimes my pee smells like buttered popcorn…

Mr Epeen :sunglasses:

He’s my hero. If we didn’t have people like him to grease the cogs of the capitalistic machine I’m sure the earth would spot rotating.
My heart swells at his bravery and steadfastness.
Make Hisec Great Again I say! Deport that Jovian trash!
There aren’t enough medals for our ganker heroes.

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Maybe the Frostpacker is willing to finance the creation of a series of medals to be awarded to them gankers? :wink:

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What a wonderful idea! If someone can get it done, Frostpacker can!

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Maybe I had Frostpacker all wrong, it fills my heart with joy to think that he could pull off such a feat. Maybe it’s time CCP makes a day dedicated for there service, like Ganker appreciation day.

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That a fantastic idea!
Make it a yearly event where the miners who mined the most throughout the year are gifted a brand new mining barge and they must mine a certain amount all while trying to dodge the gankers.
The miner who wins gets a free barge.
The ganker who wins gets free isk.

I’m pretty sure OP is also fascinated by this idea. :wink:

:popcorn: :blush: :popcorn:

If she can ever get over her rage of gankers.
@SleasierThanU You must breathe, that’s the trick, breathe.

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Posting in a Ganker alt thread…

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@Dracvlad Wait, are you saying that @SleasierThanU is a ganker? Then she would be insulting all those gankers out there?
I don’t dismiss the possibility but it’s very strange to do that.
Then, again, this is EVE’s forum :thinking:

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Maybe there are different factions within the ganker community or something? Not sure as I was never involved in such matters so no personal experience. :thinking:

Just passed my mind as the Frostpacker sometimes posts about some gankers he consider not following the old ganking rules or whatever. You know how his posts go so not easy to decipher his posts. :stuck_out_tongue:

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