When you know you're playing EVE too much

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you have a clock on your wall set to EVE time.

(I do!)

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when the dirtiest thing you can think of for your missus to say is “Warp drive, active!” in Aura’s voice.

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when you prang your car, you abandon it and run off to avoid being podded.

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you call your cat Fedo.

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When you get aroused by other players’ female avatars and you actively seek them out.

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When you instantly shut up once someone in RL even heard about EVE. Spy, probably.

When you notice price differences in several shops and can’t stop yourself from calculating profits on arbitrage trading.

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When watching something eve related and go to spin the view for d-scan or try to warp, activate modules ect.

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when you wife asks where the cat is you answer “i am sure she is inside but cloaked somewhere”

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I’ve mapped the d-scan button to the same mouse button that my browser recognizes as “back”, I have a lot of trouble staying on the same webpage.

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When you don’t know what day it is, but you know you should do your PI.

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I did this. The guy blew smoke from the engine and banked right off the freeway.

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My push-to-talk key is the same mouse button as back in browser and even eve. I should change that…

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I did this the night I got her to do her career missions. It got a laugh

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When you get turned on by hearing the phrase:
“Skill training complete”

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I “bumped” a truck.

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When you give the waitress an o7 instead of a TY.

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Okay, storytime.

I have a friend that works at a small-town internet provider. He is someone I previously tried to get into the game, so he knows about it. One day he calls me up telling me a customer came in asking about the reliability of their internet connections because he plays EvE as a capital ship pilot. Without missing a beat I said, “What’s his character name? I’m flying to a locator agent right now.”

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When you start regarding the whole world with distrust.

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Happened tonight, saw a note pad that says “NOTES”, but from a distance a friend thought it said “NOCTIS”

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