When you know you're playing EVE too much


(Aeline Reilly) #1

When someone comes in the room, you remind yourself to check their standing.

You start thinking of money as ISK.

You think of your kids as light, medium, and heavies. And your SO is a sentry.

When you buy car insurance, you naturally gravitate towards any plan named after a metal.

“Tiburon… is that a car or a Gallenti frigate?”

When you find something you’ve been searching for, your eyes involuntarily shift to see if any new people have entered local.


(Bjorn Tyrson) #2

When people you know have started using fleet comms terminology and memes because they picked them up from you.


(Whitehound) #3

When you cannot think of any other game to play.


(Renelle Ronuken) #4

When you’re car shopping and you ask the salesperson what dps the car has.


(Ima Wreckyou) #5

The urge to click d-scan on my phone to orient myself.


(SWAGGZENEGGER) #6

When you you are about to have sex with your partner. Look into her eyes and whisper: “docking permision requested”


(Jonah Gravenstein) #7

You ask your colleagues if you can have their stuff when they leave.


(Drigo Segvian) #8

When you click your push to talk hot key at work when talking to a coworker


(Wavemistress Moidel) #9

When you wake up at 3 am screaming jump jump jump jjjjuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmppppppppp!


(Netan MalDoran) #10

I actually almost do this, specifically I once referred to a paygrade as ‘isk/hour’ XD


(Ralph King-Griffin) #11

I did this with my ex , now my kids live with me.


(Zachri) #12

When a politician has his PA get in touch to ask what time you will be arriving in order to arrange pickup from the train station, you reply “I’m only 3 jumps out”.


(FraznoFire) #13

I have caught myself referring to Dollars as ISK a few too many times


(Aetrid) #14

Well…suppose if you’re in Iceland you’re ok on that.


(Butt Cigar) #15

“Docking permission requested… Docking request accepted”

When you think to yourself how sick you are of hearing this incorrect grammar.

“Docking permission requested” should be followed by “Docking permission granted”.

Yeah, that’s when you know. :frowning:


(Gaius Mileghere) #16

every time I walk into my house I fall to a feline gatecamp… and sometimes they remind me to clean the litterbox by dropping smartbombs in the tub. Once one of the little b******s cloaked up in my bed and bit my pinky toe as I docked to remind me that she needed feeding…


(Gaius Mileghere) #17

when you start to imagine the idiot in the powder blue Prius in front of you is a belt rat and start making pew pew noises while pressing your thumbs into imaginary buttons on your steering wheel.


(Butt Cigar) #18

Effing hell. Get help. Lol. Voted. :joy:


(Yenna Mishi) #19

When you refer to gossip as “intel”

When you think “leading an industrial corp” will look good on your CV

When your wife wants sex but you can’t get it up because walking in stations was such a disappointment


(Gaius Mileghere) #20

when someone asks you for baby name suggestions and you give them ship names…

“Damavik or Nereus for a boy, Leshak or Gila for a girl…”