Wormhole Police MOST WANTED Criminals

Hehe that made me laugh, Attempted

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I like to jump into wormholes to dump my sewage tanks. Clean up that mess wh police.

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Talk is so cheapā€¦ screenshots of it never happened!

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I like to jump into wormholes to dump my sewage tanks. Clean up that mess wh police.
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Sir, this is the correct place for admitting your crimesā€¦ And it is also the correct place to receive the appropriate SOCIAL SHAME for your criminal activities.

Now, I want to assure you that while many of the Non Anonymous Karen Complaints are a form of Popularity Contest, every now and then one slips into place for an actual bonifide disgusting criminal.

While you may think itā€™s funny when you create a thousand pounds of poopcicles. No one else shares your joy.

You are a filthy FILTHY man.

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Dirtbags from the week ending 2023-01-20- See top post for current wanted list.

1.@BLiTzD86 - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
2.@Jester_Queen - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
3.@Solstice_Projekt - FAILED to perform Community Service
4.Joseph_Gh0stie - FAILED to perform Community Service
5.@Ron_Jester - FAILED to perform Community Service
6.Blueberry Beth - NEVER does Community Service
7.Sumfin 7-34 - FAILED to perform Community Service
8.Isabella Gilroy - FAILED to perform Community Service
9.Steamy Nyx - FAILED to perform Community Service
10.Oxzana Blinsky - FAILED to perform Community Service

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Whatever happened to Aiko?

Got off because of a substantially large ā€œanonymous donationā€ to your organizations coffers?

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more likely lack of negative security status resulting in no longer being a wanted criminal

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The C&P system in this game is totally jank.

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Undoubtedly

If you were in charge, what changes would you make?

I agree that it is less than optimal that criminals can just get away with stuff in 1.0 systems and the white knights like @Aiko_Danuja suffer unreasonable penalties imposed by O.P. forces with arbitrary, ever-changing, oppressive regulations.

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Many.

Just some avoiding reply, please make it onto the list next Steam @Ax_l_Thorne

Many of the changes I would make, would happen on the corporate level. Some of which would effect the game mechanics. Otherā€™s, not so much but would more so in the background.

Very much does sound like a solid karren complaint. Will you make it to the next stream?

/corporate manager is whom you wish to speak?

Why would I speak to a manager?

These are simply changes I would implement on the corporate level. What does middle management have to do with this?

And furthermore, they arenā€™t complaints.

All Karen suggestions are really complaints.

Perhaps Vinnie is the manager for this concern come along to his next Stream.

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These arenā€™t suggestions.

Suggestions suggest that there would be some sort of dialogue occurring.

These are things that I would implement ala Elon Musk style. There would be lots of wailing and the gnashing of teeth and crying on tiktok.

No thanks.

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Maybe we look at security status wrong, we set people that are criminal to red regardless of actually ss, the latest change made it meaningless.

Iā€™m currently making a list of groups that have criminal tendencies as well as individuals that will be our kill list until game comes up with a better way.

Aiko will aways be on top of the list :unamused:

I am very optimistic that this list will be compiled in a very objective and unbiased manner.

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As i started i thought that toošŸ˜Š

You would be surprised where you are but the list is for us

And yes its eve so things get muddy