Wormhole Police MOST WANTED Criminals

Just checking in to confirm you’re still living in our world, the water sure is nice eh?

When Deputy @Damoraath_Sponge sends an EVE mail equivalent to “Don’t worry about me bud! I bet you can’t do that again” and provides no correspondence after he gets fondled with the 2nd time….he’s a SORE LOSER and maybe shouldn’t issue citations and other chatter after taking losses.

A simple acknowledgment (by either Chief @Vinnegar_Douche or @Damoraath_Sponge) of his social faux pas would have sufficed and I would have moved on.

You would think being my ex-employer, Vinne would try to open lines of communications but no. What does the WHPD do instead? Give Deputy @Damoraath_Sponge poor advice to move out of town and hunt else where. How did that work out?

I even went into their police station to offer a truce after the 3rd kill but was ignored! What poor customer service

So here we are…my list of demands are simple. Pay the “talk ■■■■ and get hit” tax + time/expense fees and issue a public apology and require Deputy @Damoraath_Sponge to complete sensitivity training.

  • “Talk ■■■■ and get hit” tax = 1,000,000,000 isk
  • Expense per incident (250m x 3) = 750,000,000 isk
  • EVE spam mail postage (10k x 2) = 20,000 isk

Grand total: 1,750,020,000 isk

Either pay the fine or keep getting farmed.

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Now this is pod racing.

Goosebumps from reading that!

Records show [J210422] looked very delicious served on May 12, Y125

Social Faux Pas? From a ■■■■■■■ Raccoon?!??!?! Tell that secretary of yours his marauding rust-bucket’s days are numbered. :raccoon: :raccoon:

This issue has been resolved.

“Please give me attention and isk.”

“Pay me 2b or I’ll beat your newbro into biomassing.”

God, that’s scummy even for Eve.

I’m pretty good at not responding to trolls but since when are toons born in 2012 considered newbros?

Stick to giving poor advice about pvp on twitch and farming multiple alts for padding on Meme fleet lmao

Dodged the list again! Zero complaints! Take that Karens!!!

What happened? Did you get paid off?

Wow, you sound like a crybaby.

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Vinne, I need you to give me 2 billion right now.

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But you already got that Battleship from Vinnie!

Or was that another one of your little white lies?

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Didn’t I just give give you 10,000 Catalysts? It seems like just yesterday.

Dearest Princess @Aiko_Danuja … You, your people and everything you do, is so special to me. I would tear my heart from my chest and hand it over if I knew you needed it more than me.

I can only assume that this will cover the startup costs of The Princess Aiko Monument Awareness Campaign and I want you to know that The Wormhole Police fully support your efforts.

Post a screenshot.

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:princess:

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@Vinnegar_Douche

Truth and facts hurt so you resort to personal attacks on your discord and flagging comments that expose you. Maybe you should be careful with all that, being a EVE Partner and all :wink:

Also I really have no opinion on how you make your income, twitch or otherwise. You accused others of this same jealousy to me in confidence when I was in WHPD, like Imminent Entropy. But I have no skin in the game. I don’t care but don’t act like you didn’t ham up the whole situation to garner sympathy to parlay that into donations lol.

The twitch vod where you say this is the disappointed you’ve been in your life and then shortly after start talking about building a $1,000 emergency fund. (PS: “If this is the most disappointed you’ve been in your life” you’ve had a pretty easy life then) speaks for itself.

Oh and I don’t take any form of medication lol. Next time, git gud or pay off the ransom instead of making it into a $$$ grabbing opportunity

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I reply on the forums practically never but when someone drops my name it perks my interest. I’m sorry, but what am I accused of being jealous of here? I haven’t watched this stream in months.

Back when Vinne was trying to make EVE partner and wasn’t getting in- he accused you and other streamers, in confidence, of banding together to prevent him from getting in because they were jealous of him.

Then he would always bring up money and that it was the reason why other streamers were mad/jealous.

I didn’t really listen too hard because I play the game for fun/don’t care but I specifically remember you’re name specifically because of our history together <3