Да сколько ж можно?!.. 
Why does my wife hate it when I wake her up for the sex? Thanks ccp.
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sure thing man
im soooo bored i might actually do some housework…!
brownie points with the wife 
Are you sure you’re in the right house?
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So thats what we have to do?
if his wife is there, probably not
its starting
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@ccp_falcon “Any comment on the Sansha and project NOVA we keep hearing about? rumor has it that something escaped…”
Brave Newbies Inc. Alliance Best Alliance ! … maybe?
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Man,. I cant do anything today 
Let’s face the hard truth: AI powered rats have taken the whole universe over as soon as the server rebooted. I, for one, welcome our Triglavian overlords…
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Only 30 min, they said, it will be short, they said.
Sitting here for hour and half grasping at straws…
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yeah online baby
Servers up
Here is the secret EVE game that you can play when Tranquility is down:
http://eve.znaor.hr/evegame/index.php
(I’m surprised this is still running actually.)
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wooo hooooo
This is the new CCP DDOS mitigation system. If the servers are done they can no longer be ddosed. Refer to Tzun Tsu for further strategies.
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thats sooo ccp…
Are you able to tell us what the maintenance is addressing ? Interested thats all.