As a paying customer itching to spend real life cash on polygons I say for every hour beyond the two hours and a half timeframe they first gave, they need to send everyone freebie ships.
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Corvettes with 1 Tritanium!
that buttons not big enogh 
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Wishful thinking?
This is a massive undertaking logistically. Something is bound to go wrong, give them time.
DON’T PANIC!
Keep your towel handy.
The answer is 42!
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I’m telling you it was the hamsters.
Don’t be forgetting my personal Fortizar with Jump Capability now CCP.
Oh to be a fly on the wall in the datacenter!
That’s the captains quarters!
Ask father dougal to grab my wallet while he’s there please.
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Definitely. Distributed database updates this size are not a joke.
Put on your monocle and get to reading folks!
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it’s how all datacenters fail blame the hamsters powering it. 
My greatest nightmare shudders
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hahaha thats a good one… hehehe
Blind leading the blind, a well managed Oracle database on the right platform is way more reliable than any other DB out there, and doesn’t need restarts. Anything on windows ends up needing restarts.
Stop spamming please. It’s unbecoming.