Last year, ladies Aspenstar and Qerl held a literary contest. For reasons, I became inactive at a moment which I suspect fell just prior to the conclusion of the event. Consequently, I have been extraordinarily rude, in particular to Miss Qerl, for not acknowledging her generous award. I am deeply sorry.
I am happy to return the substantial amount with my sincerest apologies; or, to donate it to an appropriate cause.