soooo, after joining several discords and public channels, i still find myself sat in the npc corp. a few have claimed to be newbro and alpha friendly, only to be given a minimum sp requirement or omega status. As such, i decided to apply to brave newbies two days ago, and still no reply. Ive read about Goons, Horde, Code etc. Quite frankly, i give zero fks about peoples views on these alliances. If one of them offered me a home and a bit of guidance, they will have my loyalty. Im primarily interested in pvp (i like fkn $h1t up), though some of the incursions tryg and abyssal stuff looks fun. Also mining is quite relaxing,but probably not so much in null sec.
Iād also be interested in being a space drug dealer outlaw, pushing my wares and pimping out triple boobed green space hookers. After all, who cares about the colour of a ladies skin? As long as theres a happy ending.
Anyway, if you think i might be a good fit for you and your corp, please hit me up in game, or comment on here and ill stalk your ar$3, i mean get back to you. Also im EUTZ, so ideally a corpthats primarily active and online same time as me,as im a full on natterbox, and love a chat. Even if im just ripping the $h1t out you for fun (i can take it too, i aint no millenial snowflake 
have fun, fk stuff up and always wear a condom