(Actually) Interesting Ideas for Ending the Amarr-Minmatar Conflict

Mitara_Newelle · April 23, 2018, 6:26pm

You would have to see for yourself, providing we can come to a mutual agreement for such a visit.

Mitara_Newelle · April 23, 2018, 6:39pm

I’m afraid there is going to be a rather high bar, @Valerie_Valate, as I really cannot have a heretic within my borders. I suppose you wouldn’t be willing to repent your sins, denouce the Sabik as heretical, and turn yourself over to the Theology Council after the tour?

Valerie_Valate · April 23, 2018, 6:42pm

Do you have a hedge maze or not.

Arrendis · April 23, 2018, 6:55pm

Maybe… I mean, it’s a little hard to get into the nuts-and-bolts analysis from the inside after the fact, you know? It’s all colored by time and changes in perception of things. But maybe?

Either way, that’s not who I’m choosing to be now.

Oh, and that’s just low, Mitty. You know I probably wouldn’t go for that.

Not cuz it’s you, or Amarr, or anything like that, but planets still give me the woogies. Nothing between you and the cold harsh vacuum of space of but a bunch of cow flatulence and plant farts trying to crush you… ugggggh. SO I’M GONNA WAIT FOR A BIT TO SEE IF SOMEONE REPLIES! (This reply officially put on hold 2m after Mitty posted, having been begun beforehand).

Mitara_Newelle · April 23, 2018, 7:09pm

Of course it does, any respectable garden would.

Valerie_Valate · April 23, 2018, 7:10pm

Well, praise the LORD that we got that clarified.

Arrendis · April 23, 2018, 7:19pm

Can she get lost in it for hours?

Years? Without food?

Mitara_Newelle · April 23, 2018, 7:28pm

I’m afraid not. The maze is of only of modest size and though she is a heretic Ms Valate is far from stupid. I am confident she would find her way out long before she would starve.

Mizhara_Del_thul · April 23, 2018, 7:29pm

… wait, you don’t have a menagerie of deadly predators in it?

Some hedge maze. Gotta have some challenge in it.

Arrendis · April 23, 2018, 7:30pm

And traps. I figured at least one of the dead ends would have a pit that opened up into one of them… what was it, Mitty? Penitence Chambers?

Mizhara_Del_thul · April 23, 2018, 7:31pm

Don’t mix traps and predators. Too risky for the predators.

Valerie_Valate · April 23, 2018, 7:32pm

Professor Valate.

Arrendis · April 23, 2018, 7:34pm

Nah. You use scent and electronic markers to keep the predators in their own sections, and trap the areas they aren’t in.

Where do you teach?

Mitara_Newelle · April 23, 2018, 7:34pm

@Mizhara_Del_thul, @Arrendis - you have some bizarre ideas of what an Amarr garden is. It’s Cleansing Pits, Arrendis, and those are located elsewhere.

Arrendis · April 23, 2018, 7:35pm

@Mitara_Newelle and you have some disappointingly tame ideas about what a hedge maze is for! I bet you don’t even let people fornicate in there!

Valerie_Valate · April 23, 2018, 7:35pm

Kaztropolis Imperial University.

The Cleansing pits are actually a large bath, where Mitara is attacked by Aldrith using the Loofah of Absolution, until she confesses her darkest thoughts.

Arrendis · April 23, 2018, 7:37pm

Never heard of it. Where’s the campus?

Kalaratiri · April 23, 2018, 7:41pm

Why, Kaztropolis of course

Mitara_Newelle · April 23, 2018, 7:41pm

Such… activities… are not allowed, you are correct.

Aria_Jenneth · April 23, 2018, 8:05pm

Yeah. In the sovereign nation of Kaztropol.

You can probably visit pretty safely, Arrendis. As Sabik go, Synthia’s folk aren’t horrifying, though they carry the same destabilizing root ideology as all Sabik seem to.

Be very careful what suggestions you make if you talk to Synthia, unless you want to accidentally make the lives of her subjects even more interesting than they already are.