Recruitment is open! We’re here to help you on your EVE journey, wherever it takes you.
Recruitment is open! Let’s make biscuits! Not even in a weird way! We just like baked goods!
Recruitment is open! You might have read about us recently in the news, and it wasn’t even part of some celebrity scandal! We’re so proud!
Recruitment is open! We’ll teach you about all sorts of space stuff, like “shoot this guy” and “reps plz” and “how to shake it off and carry on when some guy named Diaper Annihilation writes a ‘call out post’ about you on social media.” All the most important EVE skills!
Recruitment is open! If you want to join the fight against trolls, douchebags, edgelords, and toxic trash-goblins, this is the place for you! We will always be independent, no matter how many times the “fashion police” tell us our sartorial choices are too outrée for New Eden!
Recruitment is open! Remember, we have only the best dog and cat memes for you, served up by robots, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! Everything is kinda on fire right now, but we’re still here for you, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! Did you remember to brush your teeth this morning! Proper dental care is an important part of today’s healthy, modern lifestyle!
Recruitment is open! I just ate soup for breakfast!
Recruitment is open! Get ready to go on a magical journey of self-discovery with us! Don’t be shy! We won’t ever judge you if you make outre life-choices, because we love you and want you to be happy just how you are.
Recruitment is open! Come visit us and discover magical new things about yourself, like “missile enthusiasm” and “serving #looks” while flying with a great bunch of pilots who give you the love and support you’ve always deserved!
Recruitment is open! Remember to spread that holiday cheer, in the form of missiles delivered right into reds’ stupid faces!
Recruitment is open! We have baked goods and dog/cat pictures for you to start your day off right!
Recruitment is open! Exciting things are happening, and we don’t just mean this new baked-goods concept we’re working on!
Recruitment is open! Be sure to spread Yoiul cheer, in the form of missiles, delivered to reds right in their stupid face!
Recruitment is open! Don’t be shy about asking us anything you want to know about EVE, even the weird stuff! We’ll never kinkshame you, because we love you and accept you.
Recruitment is open! Remember: AKS will always be here for you, even if you’re having an emotional breakdown because you read about some celebrity breakup and now “love is dead” and “nothing matters” or whatever. Don’t worry! We’ll get you through this difficult time!
Recruitment is open! Don’t get discouraged by those people who tell you your “conceptual” fitting experiment won’t work because “that won’t even fly and how did you even find an officer’s snowball launcher?”! I’m sure it just needs some tweaks here and there, and we’re here to help you make it work! Ask today to find out how!
Recruitment is open! Remember: we’re here to help you learn EVE, have fun, and discover new and exciting things about yourself! Don’t be shy! We’ll never judge you for that stack of tentacle-themed dronefic you have stashed away in your hangar! It’s beautiful and natural!
Recruitment is open! Happy YC123!