Recruitment is open! Stay with us! Here we have all things that are good!
Recruitment is open! If you are confused about your feelings and want to work with a corp that will help you discover yourself and be loved and accepted for who you are, this is the place! We’ll never judge you for experimenting with ewar, or being “logi curious,” or needing the excitement of shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles, to spice up your love life, because #nokinkshaming.
Recruitment is open! Let’s make pancakes! That’s not even some erotic metaphor, we just like pancakes!
Recruitment is open! Come for the HOTT pvp sexytimes, stay for the confusing fashion trends!
Recruitment is open! Don’t worry about having to miss your favorite “celebrity fashion crimes” reality show on the holovid with us! We record all that stuff so we can watch it and shout “clapbacks” at the holoplayer together, every weekend!
Hi there Elassus, totally new clone here, fresh out of the pod ;).
You seem like an interesting group, how can I join you guys/gals?
Hi Enginsheer!
We’re happy to meet you! Just click the link to the Discord server, and we’ll do sexts chat about the corp! Here, we made it easy to find, because we love you: https://discord.gg/7ggZZ5f.
See you soon!
Recruitment is open! If you like playing EVE with a group of friends who share your enthusiasm for tentactle-themed drone-fic, this is the corp for you! We’ll never kinkshame you for that pile of holovids you have stashed away in your hangar, because we love you and accept you for who you are!
Recruitment is open! Did you know? Croissants are a good way to start your day!
Recruitment is open! Did you know? Saisio III, the homeworld of the Achura people (it’s in The Forge) has a reddish sun! Rainbows there look really weird!
Recruitment is open! Ask us about our weekly slam/confession poetry session! It will be very cathartic! You might even have an emotional breakdown, but it’s OK because this is a safe space and we love you!
Can confirm weekly slam/confession poetry session are cathartic! Join us, we love u
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to say the password when you arrive! The entrance is guarded by a dozen “hardbody” models in weird Gallente haute-couture fashion, and they are hepped up on Quafe! The password is “dog memes”!
Recruitment is open! We have weekly NRDS pvp roams every Saturday! You’re welcome to come join us and help make New Eden a better place for people who are Not Jerks!
Recruitment is open! We have baked goods!
Recruitment is open! This morning Tranquility booted everybody out of New Eden and took half an hour of “me time” all by itself. We can relate! And if you sometimes feel like you’d like to push everybody in the universe out an airlock and Just Take A Moment, come talk to us! We’ll help you find that inner calm that only comes from shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles!
Do it often! It’s very refreshing!
Recruitment is open! We have regular events for you to learn how to pvp, but also how to discover yourself! Join us on a magical adventure! Don’t be ashamed if you’re curious about things like “logi” or “ewar”! That’s not wrong, it’s beautiful and natural, and anybody who thinks otherwise is just an old prude!
Recruitment is open! Remember to eat your ice cream! It’s good for you!
Recruitment is open! HOTT pvp sexytime fleets every Saturday! If you’ve ever wanted to go on a fun fleet while doing outrageous violence to some reds, while learning an important lesson about loving yourself (and also how to pvp) join our fleet and come along! 13:00 every Saturday! See you there!
Recruitment is open! Be kind to others! If they are red, this involves shooting them right in their stupid face, with missiles! It’s the only way to get them to stop eating their own poop, which they know is bad for them but they do anyway! It’s called tough love!