Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes!

Recruitment is open! Opportunities abound for you to cultivate that weird poetry hobby you’ve always wanted to get more into but couldn’t, because of “the haters” holding you back! Here with us, you’ll always have the love and support you need!

Recruitment is open! We have a wide range of enrichment activities to help you have fun while learning important skills!

Recruitment is open! We have public NRDS sexytime pvp fleets every Saturday, and lots of ISK-making activities throughout the week! Join our corp and you can also get hands-on help learning how to “get”, as the kids say, “gud”! Join us today and start a magical adventure of self-discovery!

Recruitment is open! Don’t waste your time with those other corps, who don’t even know things like, “why is my ‘fav’ problematic?”! We’ll help you sort out all of EVE’s difficult life questions!

Recruitment is open! We have more activity than we no what to do with! This even includes the stuff with the baked goods! Come join us and discover a whole universe of weird pastry concepts!

Recruitment is open! Don’t forget about the dog memes!

Recruitment is open! If you are confused by things in New Eden, like what drones to use for whether that “statement” accessory you want to wear is outre enough, come to us! We’re here to set you on the right path!

Recruitment is open! Remember: even if you think your “BBD” pictures are great for social media, those cupcakes add up! Always remember to give your dog plenty of exercise and a stimulating environment with a variety of enrichment items!