Recruitment is open! If you want to have a great time learning the finer points of EVE, while also shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles, this is the place for you! We’re here to help you work out your feelings, with missiles, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! Always remember to wear clean underwear, even in your pod! Your mother will worry!
Bump !!!
Recruitment is open! Don’t waste your time with those other corps, then only have low-quality memes about stuff they found on social media! At AKS, we only serve you the finest-quality pictures of cats and dogs, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! Come hang out with us and learn important things like fashion tips, living your best life, how to do “krab,” and also shoot reds right in their stupid face, with missiles! At AK.S, we’ll help you with all of these things, because we love you and want you to excel!
Bump !!!
Recruitment is open! Apropos of nothing in particular, we’d like to draw your attention to that bit in our post at the top about how edgelords, trolls, bigots, and other kinds of jerks get booted from our corp in short order! So if you would like to join a corp where you can enjoy the sound of people not being terrible human beings, come hang out with us! Enjoy a life unburdened by the shackles of suck!
Recruitment is open! Try the cupcakes! They’re always fresh!
Recruitment is open! If you would like to go on a magical journey of discovery, where you learn about fashion crimes, loving yourself, the power of friendship, and also how to “git,” as the kids say, “gud” at EVE, this is the corp for you!
Recruitment is open! Don’t hesitate, ask one of our representatives today about how you can become a member of our team and start living your best life!
Recruitment is open! Once again, and definitely apropos of nothing in particular, we would like to note that AKS is very much all about, as the kids say, making sure edgelords, toxic trash-goblins, bigots, trolls, and all those other unpleasant people get booted from our corp forthwith! So come visit us, hang out on our comms, and enjoy the sound of people not being jerks! At AKS, we will always support you and welcome you, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to take part in our monthly experimental poetry “slam”! You’ll be shocked at how we deconstruct the concept of linguistic meaning!
Recruitment is open! Fashion crimes are never a reason to give up on your EVE journey! Don’t lose hope! We’re here to help you through this difficult time, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! If you’re worried about us finding out about your enthusiasm for “ewar,” don’t worry! We’ll never kinkshame you!
Recruitment is open! Don’t ask about that pile of holovids in the corner! That’s too avant-garde for you just yet! But don’t worry! We’ll get to the weird stuff soon enough!
Recruitment is open! Don’t be alarmed! This is just how we express ourselves!
Recruitment is open! We have those muffins you like! Also, lots of guides, skill plans, teachers, and avant-garde fashion tips!
Recruitment is open! If you are ever confused about where to go from here, just ask this dog! He is a very good boy, and he will put you on the right path!
Recruitment is open! Times are difficult, but if you’re unsure how you’re going to cope, you should know that a great way to work through your feelings is by shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles! You’ll be amazed at how cathartic it is! We’ll show you how!
Recruitment is open! If you are looking to dedicate yourself to waging HOLY WAR against all manner of trolls, jerks, and fashion criminals, join us! We’re on a mission to liberate New Eden from banal and uninspiring couture!