A few years ago I got robbed by a Bumble date. Surprisingly the police actually investigated it. Once this new progressive DA was elected they went ahead and got a conviction and restitution order.
This lady racked up a litany of crimes and lawsuits over a few years including attempted premeditated murder with a deadly weapon and human trafficking. She now has a scantily clad ad on meet-an-inmate and she’s looking for love.
When I was younger and much wilder, my friends and I had a deep scientific interest in a certain type of fungus that grew from cow excrement. We lived close to a large farm and would sneak onto the property to borrow samples of this particular fungus.
Apparently the owner of the property didn’t like us, and fired what was most likely a hunting rifle at our direction. I remember the bark flying off the tree that was only a few feet away from me. We hastily escaped (with a large sample of borrowed fungus) and got to safety after phoning the driver of our scientific escape vehicle.
I always wonder if that farmer was aiming at us and missed, or was a crack shot and intended only to frighten us. We always suspected the latter, but either way we enjoyed our fungus experiment with a renewed appreciation for life.
Your brain acts weird in stressful situations. In reference to my above post one of the responding officers had a 1911 and we went off on a 20 min tangent about firearms and racial stereotypes (I asked if he was Filipino).
Thinking about what if the topic title was “almost got hit by a car today!” Instead of almost got shot.
Anywho back in the year 2005 I was in Queensland working for a Company and one day a colleague challenged me to ride my bicycle to work. It was a Giant men’s brand.
Well I accepted the challenge which he bet me 20 bucks that I would’ed ride into work. Around 5 kms from where I lived.
The next day being a Friday at the time I thought cool easy 20 bucks. 500 + some change, it was a good bike.
So in the morning I was riding along the road with traffic well out of the way of motorists when all of a sudden I was stuck by a car which send me into the air on I had landed on the bonnet. The bike front was all twisted and I had
Injured my right arm.
As I was standing in front of this car while holding my right arm with my left hand I was staring at the driver who looked like he was too afraid to open his door to even talk about what just happened.
I ended up skipping work that day and took the full weekend resting before returning to work on the Monday.
I had lost the bet too and had to pay my work colleague 20 bucks.
Hmm how we remember such, today I was pegging clothes on the line and each time my right arm reaches up I still feel a strange click in my shoulder and it doesn’t fully extend.
Also noticeable n that Christmas Picture of me and reason why I stand a little lopped sided.
So I went to work yesterday morning and at the shop in the train station I got some energy drinks without energy (sugar free) and a yogurt. When I wanted to eat the yogurt during my 1h train ride I had to discover that they removed the plastic spoon to save the planet, so I unfortunately had to delay the consumption until I was in the office. The train was punctual as always.
A couple days ago I was driving north along a 2-lane road. There was a lot of traffic driving south. I’m minding my own business, going the speed limit, when this idiot in an SUV driving south decided to cross the double-yellow line to pass someone. This scared the ■■■■ out of me because
a) there was no room to pass the person(s) in front of him and
b) I was very close to the guy to begin with.
This made me have to drive OFF THE SIDE OF THE ROAD to avoid getting smashed head-on. There was no shoulder. Just a little bit of grass. Lucky for him there wasn’t anyone behind me. I was too surprised to use my horn and i didn’t bother to look back to see if he completed his pass or if he was forced back into his spot. Speed limit on the road where we were: 35 mph.
Moral of the story: Don’t pass on the double-yellow, kids! Passing someone takes up more distance than you think it does!