An Homage to ALL New Eden Members - We have WoW interlopers on the forums

They’re gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the spell books
To make a WoWer out of you
Because they sleep like a Nun
And keep an eye on your thumb
So they can watch all the things you do

Because WoW drugs never work
They’re gonna give you a smirk
'Cause they got methods of keeping Glumpers clean
We’re gonna rip up your heads
Your aspirations to shreds
Capsuleers are the c*cks in the BLOPS machine

They said, “Capsuleers scare the livin’ sh*t out of WoW”
We could care less as long as we make a WoWer pea
So darken your clothes, or strike a violet post
Maybe they’ll Cyno in a troll, but not me

The boys and girls in the clique
The awful names, WoW they stick
You’re never gonna fit in much, skid in the pants
But if you’re troubled and hurt
What the flower in the pond has, will give ya a squirt, maybe some fruit
We don’t pay for our fun, running round like a Orge green Nun

They said, “Capsuleers scare the livin’ sh*t out of WoW”
We could care less as long as we make a WoWer pea
So darken your clothes, or strike a violet post
Maybe they’ll Cyno in a troll, but not me

Oh, yeah!

They said, “Capsuleers scare the livin’ sh*t out of WoW”
We could care less as long as we make a WoWer pea
So darken your clothes, or strike a violet post
Maybe they’ll Cyno in a troll, but not me

All together now!

They said, “Capsuleers scare the livin’ sh*t out of WoW”
We could care less as long as we make a WoWer pea
So darken your clothes, or strike a violet post
Maybe they’ll Cyno in a troll, but not me

They said, “Capsuleers scare the livin’ sh*t out of WoW”
We could care less as long as we make a WoWer pea
So darken your clothes, or strike a violet post
Maybe they’ll Cyno in a troll, but not me

If you don’t like this game, THEN DON’T TROLL THE FORUMS. Why? Because New Eden is one big family of don’t give a f*ck, So come on and find out WoW Glumper.

Come find out, we’ll provide the buckets for your tears.

This is the monument that CCP built for the Capsuleers. Can Wow players, yes I said players, say the same? Nope. Because WoW players are not even close to being WOW at all. Because unlike your pretty little viles of magical juice which never be real, the technology of New Eden WILL one day be real and while Capsuleer high above rules supreme, you’ll still be on a planet playing WoW.

Capsuleers, I think we’re gonna need a larger bucket. Can someone manufacture one, because we all know that magics don’t make things appear.

And yes, for your esteemed viewing pleasure, Dryson Bennington in on that monument, in a foreign country, well more like a home port station.

Now fck off! Fck your litte poo poo dog to.

…or I goto the Chinese division of Eve Online.

You know what, F*ck it…Im going to the Chinese division.

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I forgot we had a band as well. I do I feel like I want to gank the world?

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I think you need to lay off the drugs.

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The sad thing is, I don’t take drugs. SO, what’s your point?