In all of God’s creation, there is nothing more Wicked — nothing more Vile — than slave revolts. That some filthy Minmatar subhumans would even think to usurp their place at the absolute bottom of God’s appointed order ought to fill the hearts of the Faithful with a seething, frothing rage. More than think it, however, they have done it, and from Kahah to Thebeka they have inflicted upon the Chosen People of God such murder and rapine that the wayward, liberal Amarrians like PIE and SFRIM must hang their heads in shame and acknowledge that there remains but one possible response by the Faithful — absolute brutality.
To this end, God has given us the tools for our ultimate victory over the slave — Triglavian Trinary Datastreams. Loosening the lips of the CONCORD subhuman who might have withheld the importance of these artifacts from the Chosen, God has revealed that when combined, these datastreams produce Emergent Threat Case Red Gamma Class A, Class B, and Class AB Incidents. Dangerous Incidents. Dangerous Incidents that ought to be used to suppress revolting slaves — if we only knew the right combinations of datastreams that make these Incidents.
Who, however, will step forward to perform the terrible, terrible science needed to weaponize Triglavian Trinary Datastreams against slaves? The wayward, liberal Amarrian Loyalists will be of no help — they care more for the human rights of slaves than those Chosen of God whom revolting slaves have left butchered on the streets of Kahah and Thebeka. The job requires a monster. Someone already damned; someone taught by events that he must suppress his own ego for the good of the Empire; someone who will do whatever it takes to defend the Empire from revolting slaves. That someone is me.
Now operational in Mehatoor is the Triglavian Trinary Datastream Weaponization Citadel. Here, in the very center of the hangerspace is already assembled a supply of Triglavian Trinary Datastreams — with many more on the way. These are constantly being stacked and restacked in the hopes producing Emergent Threat Case Red Gamma Class A, Class B, and Class AB Incidents. When such an Incident occurs, we will be able to study the effects with great precision, for around that pile of datastreams I have emplaced 100,000 Minmatar Freed Slaves. Yes, the necessities of this dark hour have compelled me — reluctantly — to resume the ownership of slaves that I suspended months ago upon the publication of Aria’s Black Record. Chained to the floor and made meek and happy by means of Vitoc and TCMCs, these filthy Minmatar subhumans — dead or alive — will be tested post-Incident in order to scientifically map out the scale and strength of the destruction. In time, as our research advances, we will be able to respond to any slave revolt with a Triglavian Trinary Datastream weapon tailored precisely to the size of the revolt. Once complete, a network of prepositioned Triglavian Trinary Datastreams will allow wise leaders like @Alar_Chakaid to respond to slave revolts with a push of the button.
All Amarr Loyalists are welcome at the Triglavian Trinary Datastream Weaponization Citadel in order to see that the slaves present are not being made subject to some ego-boosting cruelty, but are instead participants in a scientific experiment. Donations of Tirglavian Trinary Datastreams are welcome. Even so, may the end of slave revolts come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor.
