If your parents call you something like that, instead of the respectably-heteronormative “James” (like our savior), that means they hate you. Seriously, “Giacomo” is like half a step removed from calling your child “Papi” and making them wear Speedos in public.
“Giacomo” is like the frozen pizza of names. That’s what it reminds me of: a DiGiorno frozen pizza. You know how in those commercials they always say “ha ha, silly stupid grandma, it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno!” Well maybe with this guy, we can similarly say “it’s not a PvPer, it’s Giacomo” since there would be about as much excitement as taking a $4 pie, covered with barely enough toppings to feed a somewhat-hungry dormouse, out of the microwave.
Next you’ll be telling us the chocolate rations are increasing to 50g a week. All I see is the sort of cut and paste composition Winston Smith would be proud of.
The fact that this troll thread, OP’d by a known troll who makes a new thread about himself biweekly (and usually gets it locked for crapping up the forums) is still open is a testament to the… “quality standards” of the on-duty mods.
But hey, thems the breaks.
Dont forget to bump one of the dozen odd threads about ganking that you have in cycle. One of them is probably close to 90 days, and we cant have that.
Having ten simultaneous threads calling gankers “griefers” who “bully newbros” is fine, no reason for you to cry there - but having one thread suggesting that antigankers are “griefers” who “bully newbros”… now that’s just too far, right?
But Aiko…the fact that you even have an entire blog devoted to all the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, which you regularly update with ’ so and so said xyz nasty thing ', to me shows you revel in it.