Picture this:
Deep in the dark bowels of CCP’s fortress of darkness, Evil GM 1 is hunched over his computer, red lights create an ambiance of blood and darkness. There is a gurgling sound, a putrid smell envelops the room. On the walls hang whips, chains and various different torture devices that I will not explain as the dreaded ISD will come and remove my post… A large portly man with unkempt hair and beard is chained to the wall, stuck to his forehead is a pink sticker with carebear written on it.
Evil GM 2 sits back from his screen, he takes a drink from a flagon of red frothy liquid and lets out a deep sigh followed by a loud belch, red liquid drips from his rancid chin.
The door opens, in comes a bespectacled man. "My lords, I have toiled mightily night and day and I have come up with a new system for nullification that requires that holy grail of player interaction and will result in less certainty. The Interdiction nullifer.
Evil GM 1 and 2 look at the details their red eyes gleaming, satisfied gurgling comes from deep in their guts. The bespectacled man goes green at the smell and he begins to sweat.
“Very good, excellent work, however there may be an issue.” Says Evil GM 1.
“Those carebear players may have a way to minimise risk to unacceptable levels even with this.” Says Evil GM 2 At the sound of the word carebear the player chained to the wall lets out a scream of fear, then goes silent.
“I don’t understand?” The bespectacled man says.
“A standard Blockade Runner fit, with an ECM burst, they can use the interdiction nullifier module to get out of the first bubble, but if they arrive in the second the stop bubble, they can then apply an ECM burst and burn away and cloak if they are good.” Says Evil GM 1.
“If they are good?” Says Evil GM2…
“I know, I have a cunning plan, you will place a flag on the nullification module so that it does not work if an ECM burst module is fitted.” Says Evil GM 1.
Evil GM 2 cackles in delight at the idea. “That will teach them!”
“OK I will add that to the patch notes.” Bespectacled man says looking at the floor trying not to catch sight of their reddened eyes.
“Belay that order man, you will say nothing, just think of all those dumb carebears that will die to this.” Says Evil GM 1, his red eyes gleaming, bloody froth on the side of his mouth. The chained man lets out another scream at that dreaded word.
Evil GM 2 bows down in front of Evil GM 1, in awe at his evilness.