[AUTZ] It's a Farmers Union Iced Coffee or it's nothing

[Statham_Drien]

Right, listen up mates.

Farmers Union Iced Coffee is now recruiting - once established in South Australia in 1977, we’ve decided to make the move to New Eden and market the popular brand of Iced Coffee to all major trade hubs.

We’re Australian, true blue through and through. Not only are we an AUTZ corp but we’re based in Straya Post - an AUTZ alliance in null-sec and we want you immigrate to our wonderful island nation.

As a corp, we pride ourselves on our community and encourage anyone new to come talk to us about anything for a while to see if we click! We’re transparent on our own goals and discuss openly our directions and we help ensure all members as well have a direction they’re working towards.

Prerequisites:

• You must be willing to have dairy products in your ships at all times
• Discord
• No Spai

Optional:

• You love shooting ■■■■
• You love building ■■■■
• You love exploring ■■■■
• You love ganging up on ■■■■
• You’ve got a sense of humour and desire a bunch of larrikins to do that ■■■■ with

We offer:

• Life in NullSec
• Regular alliance fleets (inc structure bashing), small gang roams, filaments, and wormhole diving
• Plenty of industry opportunity with allied moon pops, PI, and mining ops
• Plenty of combat sites (Die Sansha scum)
• Pathfinding from HS to pocket
• Salvage buyback program and in-alliance markets
• A bloody good time in comms

Even CCP has endorsed the prize winning iced coffee in New Eden

• https://i.imgur.com/zBw6N9M.png

To non-corp members as well, we also offer DRP (Dairy Replacement Programs) to those that have recently lost dairy products in New Eden and offer to replace them with a Farmers Union Iced Coffee at a trade hub. Terms & Conditions apply.

Discord: https://discord.gg/pK7z3yv

In-Game Chat: Join 'FUIC Pub’

EVE Mail: Statham Drien or Ablau Endashi

Remember… It’s a Farmers Union Iced Coffee or it’s nothing.

[Ablau_Endashi]

Testimonial incoming:

I joined FUIC a few weeks back and have had blast with the team there. As a relatively new player I have found them to be very welcoming, and more than happy to share knowledge on all aspects of the game.

Best bit for me has been the alliance fleets, getting out there multiple times per week to drop on nerds. Experienced pilots have been teaching me the art of tackle, and providing plenty of opportunity to practice! I even got the opportunity to FC my first small gang today, supported my corp and some alliance mates we got a dank frag and made it home safe!

If you’re an Aussie not finding regular content with your multi-TZ corp, you will find what you looking for with the Union.

Join today!!!

[Statham_Drien]

From our member Ablau Endashi - recently Farmers Union Iced Coffee has been searching for secret recipes around space to improve our dairy products.

Here we have one of our brave pilots checking some old Sansha Ruins to see if they left any ingredients or relics that can be be used.

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Another from our member Ablau Endashi this time showing off our fleet of highly trained and highly armed couriers that are ready to deliver and distribute our delicious Farmers Union Iced Coffee to all the different tuck shops around New Eden.

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From pilot N00bsuxx0r after diplomatic talks on one of the planets that we’re now supplying Farmers Union Iced Coffee to for their corner store. The inhabitants have all rejoiced at the new product line available to them.

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Here we see one of our T1 exploration friagates under the wing of one of our T2 exploration frigates as we have our union member N00bsuxx0r show someone the ropes on how to hack those valuable recipes out from data sites.

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From Union Member Ablau Endashi showing our force against a planet who only supplies their inhabitants with Dare Iced Coffee - as sometimes a showing of force is needed when it comes to planets who subject their residents without having a choice of Iced Coffee brands.

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Union Member Ablau Endashi shows off one of the planets that we have filled in it’s entirety with dairy cows. These cows are working around the clock to keep a consistent source of milk flowing. They’re cared for and looked after by the most professional of dog sitters that we could afford.

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Union Member N00bsuxx0r managed to track down a rare mining belt in New Eden made primarily of molten caramel, having invested some time into modifying gas harvesting equipment we’ve been able to convert them to harvest liquids in space. Obtaining such liquids have been vital to future flavour endeavours for our milk.

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Union Member N00bsuxx0r captures the moment we had a station place an embargo on our Farmers Union Iced Coffee merchandise at a station. While our legal team quickly went into pursuit of the station, the line up outside of eager locals wanting their fix of Farmers Union Iced Coffee grew.

[Ablau_Endashi]

As we come into the new year, we are still looking for pilots! Jump into our Discord for a chat with the crew!

[Statham_Drien]

Union Member N00bsuxx0r showing off one of our latest shipments of Farmers Union Iced Coffee leaving empty after depositing our latest load of the product into the Jita trade hub. We’ve currently been in discussion with getting our advertisements onto the Jita marketplace however they’re very bias towards Caldari corporations

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Union Member N00bsuxx0r shows off exactly where we keep a lot of the iced coffee stocks in space, sometimes the dark abyss of space is unfortunately not cold enough to keep iced coffee for a long time so we will occasionally need solar systems that are even more cold than the vacuum of space and we’ll use these to keep holds of iced coffee in for future generations to come.

[Madogi]

Amazing Corp so glad i joined <3 you

[Statham_Drien]

Union Member The Milk Miner today shows off the fleet of express delivery couriers we use for our New Eden patented dairy replacement program. We know first hand how distressing it is to lose your hard earned dairy product when your ship is blown up with one in the cargo hold so we make sure that we have an on-hand team to express deliver dairy products to your local trade hub to replace your lost milk with our special Farmers Union Iced Coffee carton. While it can’t replace your endearing ship you’ve lost we hope it can offer a small amount of comfort.

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Union Member The Milk Miner shows off one of our new technologies in medical advancement that we’ve been able to produce. Over time both ships and capsuleer clones can build up an intolerance to dairy products and we’ve now actually been able to modify equipment on our ships to help the process of getting rid of any intolerance to dairy and help new users discover the wonder of Farmers Union Iced Coffee.

Pictured is a fleet of Farmers Union Iced Coffee associates helping remove the intolerance to dairy on what soon will be a cured Rorqual pilot.

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Union Member Paza Sazas has shown off today about the glorious rock made of dehydrated milk which has been pulled towards our station near our home station. After the discovery of a moon made completely of dehydrated milk has lead up closer to believe there might actually be a moon made of cheese nearby in the solar system.

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Union Member Sirius Rigell shows off our recent Black Friday sales that we held as we had a lot of eager customers looking to buy cheap Farmers Union Iced Coffee at our local trade hub. They all lined up at the gate in the previous system before jumping on in!

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Union Member N00bsuxx0r shows off the Farmers Union forces defending the new sun in which we’ve managed to infuse the sun with the flavour of blueberries for one of the new flavours of milk that we’ve been working with a well known candy manufacturer.

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Union Member Ablau Endashi provides insight and intel to a hostile band of pirates attempting to steal another moon made from dehydrated milk. Farmers Union members and allies worked vigilantly to delay and stop any further mining to the dehydrated milk in an attempt to salvage and provide the valuable resource to future clients of Farmers Union.