I went into a bar with my cat and dog.
The bartender smiled and said: “What can I get you?”
My dog looked at the bartender and said: “I’ll take a vodka, a double vodka for Zaera, and a Scotch for the cat.”
The bartender, in shock, says to my dog: “That’s AMAZING! You’re a dog that can talk…”
I told the bartender: “Don’t be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist.
What does it mean when he sleeps on my chair like this?
Right now he is preventing me from mining! Is this considered Anti-Ganking?
Preventing you from mining ? It’s wants to be you’re cat cushion, like this dog cushion.
Cat was asleep correct?
/I dance solo in front of my cat.
Do you dance to entertain your cat while listening to music?
No, my cat’s sole purpose in life, is to amuse his mistress; isn’t it sweetie?
I was not allowed to dance or sing, apparently it embarrassed her so much that had she been able to kill with looks i would be long dead.
I miss that cat…
This is how you train your familiar
the master of escapes
Out of bubble and free now.
Are you positive we’re on the same page here?
Step in and help, would you.