Caturday

I went into a bar with my cat and dog.

The bartender smiled and said: “What can I get you?”

My dog looked at the bartender and said: “I’ll take a vodka, a double vodka for Zaera, and a Scotch for the cat.”

The bartender, in shock, says to my dog: “That’s AMAZING! You’re a dog that can talk…”

I told the bartender: “Don’t be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist.

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What does it mean when he sleeps on my chair like this?


Right now he is preventing me from mining! Is this considered Anti-Ganking?

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Preventing you from mining ? It’s wants to be you’re cat cushion, like this dog cushion.

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Cat was asleep correct?

/I dance solo in front of my cat.

Do you dance to entertain your cat while listening to music?

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No, my cat’s sole purpose in life, is to amuse his mistress; isn’t it sweetie?

I was not allowed to dance or sing, apparently it embarrassed her so much that had she been able to kill with looks i would be long dead.

I miss that cat…

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This is how you train your familiar

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the master of escapes

Out of bubble and free now.

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Are you positive we’re on the same page here?

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catfood
:wink:

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Step in and help, would you.

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Ink level low, keep printing Y/N? (Y)

imagen

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They like human flesh.

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