I went into a bar with my cat and dog.
The bartender smiled and said: “What can I get you?”
My dog looked at the bartender and said: “I’ll take a vodka, a double vodka for Zaera, and a Scotch for the cat.”
The bartender, in shock, says to my dog: “That’s AMAZING! You’re a dog that can talk…”
I told the bartender: “Don’t be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist.
What does it mean when he sleeps on my chair like this?
Preventing you from mining ? It’s wants to be you’re cat cushion, like this dog cushion.
Cat was asleep correct?
/I dance solo in front of my cat.
Do you dance to entertain your cat while listening to music?
No, my cat’s sole purpose in life, is to amuse his mistress; isn’t it sweetie?
I was not allowed to dance or sing, apparently it embarrassed her so much that had she been able to kill with looks i would be long dead.
I miss that cat…
This is how you train your familiar
the master of escapes
Out of bubble and free now.
They like human flesh.
GANKED
