Pretty sure that’s “eve is dying” but this is definitely second place.
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There is even an item in EVE, with such description as you posted.
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Well oh my laws
Getting a kill with that fit would be quite the feather in one’s cap
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Any real cowboy knows better than drinking out of a drainage fed cow pond, basically a giant unflushed toilet. Just like they know you fit Ravens with polarized torpedoes.
Real men don’t get giardia.
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That is embarrassing… smh.
See if you can get him to do the right thing and get him to swap out those Cruise Missiles for some Small Pulse lasers.
Improper fitting is a sickness, people. Do your part. Laser Ravens are the new meta.
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Dammit, I was looking for that picture.
DUST514 IIRC
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Dumbass Guristas…
Non-EVE Players: That looks so cool!
EVE Players: YOU ■■■■■■■ IDIOT!
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Yup, actual Dust 514 promotional material right there.
Speaking of comedy shitfits…
OUR COERCERS SHALL BE FIT WITH THE FOLLOWING:
LOWS
1x TRACKING ENHANCER II
2x GYROSTABILIZER IIMIDS
1x MEDIUM SHIELD EXTENDER II
1x 1mN MICROWARP DRIVE IIHIGHS
8x 200mm AUTOCANNON IIRIGS
1x SMALL ANTI-EM SCREEN REINFORCER I
1x SMALL CORE DEFENSE FIELD EXTENDER I
1x SMALL PROJECTILE COLLISION ACCELERATOR I
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Laser Ravens? Medium Laser Scorpions man, thats the dreamboat
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I’ll bet that would pwn level 3 security missions!
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Had to look that one up. Little shyte parasite. 
Cryptosporidium is the other one. They don’t kill you, but they are quite memorable.
Nasty buggers.
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