Cormorants and Jackals

[Tyrel_Toov]

@Arrendis

You realize pretty much every capsuleer in New Eden has some form of fan club

I do? That’s… disconcerting.

[Lasairiona_Raske]

Oh. My. Gods.

[Ax_l_Thorne]

@Julian_Flavours

I’ve seen your posters my muscly macho and I wouldn’t mind checking if ice-cream melts on those biecps?

An idea for a photo-shoot maybe?

@Nauplius

This inspired me to rummage through my fan fiction collection:
“Savage Lasairiona Raske” (Lasa / Nauplius)
“Cut of a Khanid” (Trii Seo / Nauplius)
“The Good Nanny” (Aria / Nauplius)
“Shy Aria Jenneth” (more Aria / Nauplius)

Naup, you truly are God’s gift to the Amarrian people. Can you not see that you are in fact God’s chosen? These writings here are just a glimpse into the core of your being. As Emperor of the Amarrian people you would have only most insightful and things to say to them and they would love you. Adore you even. Your wisdom would have no bounds. These words you have written are proof that you should be leading your people into new Golden era.

[Amicia_Cora]

@Ax_l_Thorne

Naup, you truly are God’s gift to the Amarrian people. Can you not see that you are in fact God’s chosen? These writings here are just a glimpse into the core of your being. As Emperor of the Amarrian people you would have only most insightful and things to say to them and they would love you. Adore you even. Your wisdom would have no bounds. These words you have written are proof that you should be leading your people into new Golden era.

Please don’t. He’ll probably take you seriously.

[Lasairiona_Raske]

I was going to say the same thing.

[Julian_Flavours]

@Che_Biko

…Wait…why am I on one of these?

Why not?

@Nauplius

This inspired me to rummage through my fan fiction collection:
“Savage Lasairiona Raske” (Lasa / Nauplius)
“Cut of a Khanid” (Trii Seo / Nauplius)
“The Good Nanny” (Aria / Nauplius)
“Shy Aria Jenneth” (more Aria / Nauplius)

This is beautiful work, I would love to see/read more of this (Might inspire some of our own fans to write their own?)

@Sahara_Jackal

Yes, of course. But as fan clubs go, this one is pretty harmless.

@Sahara_Jackal

Julian’s crew seem downright benign compared to that, wouldnt you say?

We are, nothing to worry about here. Just a group of decent people with the backing of good looking capsuleer to support them (That’s me btw)

@Sahara_Jackal

In comparison, the Vily and PGL fanclub recruited 150,000 other capsuleers to make massive strategic blunders, waste trillions of isk, and throw away hundred of thousands of civilian crew lives. . . for basically nothing.

This right here is pretty scary (and creepy) of a fan club to do. The blue donut thingy (doesn’t seem very appetising) seems like a big waste of resources, when they could be building statues and monuments like they did for @Arrendis in the Triangular Trading Tower.

Rumors! Gossip! Tabloids!

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@Ax_l_Thorne

An idea for a photo-shoot maybe?

This is an excellent idea!

[Lasairiona_Raske]

@Julian_Flavours

This is beautiful work, I would love to see/read more of this (Might inspire some of our own fans to write their own?)

Dear gods do not encourage him.

[Valerie_Valate]

Is there such a thing as anti-literature ?

I.e. writing a book that actively decreases the cultural value of society ?

[Ax_l_Thorne]

@Julian_Flavours

This is an excellent idea!

If you know of a photographer and an agent, shoot me the details.

[Tyrel_Toov]

Ammarian religious texts

[Jennifer_Maxwell]

I am… thoroughly confused.

[Miran_Tereven]

What cursed horror have I wandered upon?

[Remilia_Malitia]

Gallente garbage. Best ignored.

[Anabella_Rella]

@Nauplius

This inspired me to rummage through my fan fiction collection:

Ewwww, capsuleer slash fic. NASTY!

I used to get pissed that there was a fanclub for me called the “Angry Annies” (I despise that nickname) but at least they’re not posting fanfics all over the GalNet.

[Miran_Tereven]

@Anabella_Rella

I used to get pissed that there was a fanclub for me called the “Angry Annies” (I despise that nickname) but at least they’re not posting fanfics all over the GalNet.

I would grow despondent if I learned that Baseliners were producing such morally questionable materials about my person.

[Arrendis]

Oh, I’m sure they are.

People are just that screwed up.

[Aria_Jenneth]

Seriously, Ms. Tereven, it’s better not to know.

[Miran_Tereven]

@Arrendis

Oh, I’m sure they are.

Oh no

[Nauplius]

@Miran_Tereven

I would grow despondent if I learned that Baseliners were producing such morally questionable materials about my person.

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[Che_Biko]

It’s gone alright.