Cormorants and Jackals

[Julian_Flavours]

@Ax_l_Thorne

The cheeseyness of some of those posters is like a cherry on-top of this sundae and the best part is, the ice-cream shows no sign of melting!

I’ve seen your posters my muscly macho and I wouldn’t mind checking if ice-cream melts on those biecps?

Rumors! Gossip! Tabloids!

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@Ax_l_Thorne

I wonder if anyone is taking bets on who kisses who first?

We actually have a sweatstake at the club on this!

@Arrendis

You realize pretty much every capsuleer in New Eden has some form of fan club, right? People are weird like that. And yeah, it’s pretty damned creepy.

@Aria_Jenneth

Without going into too much detail, can confirm both existence and creepiness. I don’t advise looking up your own.

(That’s for everybody, not just Arrendis.)

@Ax_l_Thorne

I just did. And all I can say is,

Eww.

You all say that but I don’t see them being as successful as Cormorants and Jackals. We had our grand opening last night where the illustrious @Sahara_Jackal and her entourage of @Kranacoi_Halvora joined us to cut the ribbon, sign some merch and talk to the fans.

Image attached:

The image of Sahara and Julian holding either side of an oversized pair of scissor, cutting a red ribbon suspended over a mural. The mural depicts a naked Sahara and Edward in an embrace with their modesty covered with birds and clouds.

Also! Some more posters!

As natural as they come,

Julian ‘Eddie’ Flavours
CEO/Founder, Cormorants and Jackals