…this is HYSTERICAL. Thank you for the laughs.
(And I suppose it’s good to know what I’d look like as a redhead. Hah!)
…this is HYSTERICAL. Thank you for the laughs.
(And I suppose it’s good to know what I’d look like as a redhead. Hah!)
…Did I make the popcorn for nothing?
Current situaltional assessment dictates this to be true.
Also, if it tastes good, it’s not a waste.
Katya. There are things you laugh at, and things you punish with violence.
This is the thing you laugh at. Because it is hilarious.
I’ll take some of that popcorn. This is going to be fun to watch.
Definitely on Team Cormorant here - where do I sign up to the fan club?
Anyone have a jump freighter for sale? Because I am definitely going to ship this.
and anyone?
Thank you for you approval my queen We will be doubling down our effort times three! I do hope that @MantelGlobalIndustries likes this just as much.
Fan of the moustache are we? I’m glad you asked, Cormorants and Jackals are recruiting so if you would like to apply we’d more than happy take you onboard.
Make that two JFs! We have a lot to ship, to all corners of the cluster.
We have also had another poster sent in this morning. For your viewing pleasure;
Fan of the moustache are we? I’m glad you asked, Cormorants and Jackals are recruiting so if you would like to apply we’d more than happy take you onboard.
Probably more than most, yes. We’re still talking fan clubs, not corporations right?
Either or both. We have a corporation so we can facility the fanclub. But if you would like to show your fandom just pop a cute little Cormorant in your capsuleer bio, and we’ll know.
Something like this;
.:-`
`+yys+` `
+hhyhy:` ./+o/
`yhyyyys:` `/syyy+
-yhyyyyys:. .+sssss/
-yyyyyyyhho-` -sssyyys.
.oyyyyyydddy/` ./ssssyyys
:yyyyssddddo-oyyyyyyyhh/
/yysosdddddyhhhhhhhyo:
`sysosdddddhhhyhhy/.
:ssosddddddhhhh+`
`ossydddddddhyy:``..-:/+/:-.
`.:::--..-:/++osyyhdddddddddyyyyyyhhhhhs+o/:-...
.--:////+osyyhhhdddddddddddddhhddhyo/---..`` ``.`
`.:+++osyhhhhhhhhyo++:-`
`..--..`
Well, rumor has it that he’s actively seeking a lawyer–no doubt to help him secure the best possible financial windfall for the inevitable telenovela series that’s sure to come out of all of this.
The common cormorant or shag,
lays eggs inside a paper bag,
the reason why is clear no doubt,
it is to keep the lightning out.
But these unobservant birds,
are unaware that herds,
of wandering bears may come by with buns,
and steal the bags to keep the crumbs.
And this is why the Federation must be destroyed.
Wait just a moment… you’re telling me that a cormorant is also known as a shag?
Oh my GOD, this is even more hilarious than I thought.
I don’t quite understand it but I love it all the same! Could it be that the bear is another love affair? Has the Jackal got competition for the Cormorant’s love? A love triangle will go down with our Kybernaut friends if it is. They love all things three.
Just the little brother of the Cormorant. Not as alpha but just as flight worthy.
This is absolutely wonderful @Kranacoi_Halvora! Did you create this or a anonymous friend? Either way it’s going into the collection.
This is why the Federation must be destroyed…
I just wanted to be immortal.
I never cared about the spaceships and stuff.
I wanted the status and the whole never dying thing.
That’s it.
Oh Abigail, you poor naive noble brat, why would you have ever thought it was so simple?
This is why the Federation must be celebrated.
It can be my dear Abigail. No need to throw yourself away for a nulbloc alliance. Come find an easier life at Cormorants and Jackals where the most heated of arguments are what type of moustache wax does Edward use. Or the suntan lotion that would be needed in Pochven against those bright red stars.
They are actually dim red stars.
Who keeps on letting baseliners on the Summit, ffs.