Defective product, Extendable Love Rod

[Ax_l_Thorne]

Here is a link as the how and why I was gifted the The Dr. Spice extendable love rod.

Defective product

Firstly @Ax_l_Thorne I would like to personally apologise for this horrible horrible experience, I hope your friends paid out your winnings on being the one to make an attempt and therefore winning the bet. But secondly I will have a shipment of the all the latest products of Doctor Spice sent to you free of charge1. Just as it sounds my handsome Henrik. You allow liquids to run down it, making it slippery and then slide down it. I await the official Strike (Commander) Slip’n’Slide to be in…