Jita Riots 2.0
But lets wait and see first.
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Wait and See.
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Well if things go south i will have little alternative but to not play, which i would very much not want to happen, but we shall have to wait and see won’t we
Go to ED and hope they put some content in. Hel, Ill generate some if I have to.
If EVE becomes a P2W crapfest, I would leave.
I was already leavening before this, now i am jumping out the window. instead of slowly packing and checking out
Ya’ll over reacting. Lets just wait and see before making any rash and unnecessary conclusions.
“Burn Everything! And Keep Bur…”
Hey! What gives?
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–Gadget kids… maybe
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Hello Guys,
I have come up with some cool ideas now that we will be getting micro-transactions in Eve Online. For those who don’t have the time or wish to have a smoother experience in the game, they can purchase any of the following. 
All PLEX amounts are to be converted to Hello Kitty tokens of same value.
Feedback appreciated
Eve Online Hello Kitty Pack: All capsuleers, NPC characters, and other such entities portraits are reskinned into catgirls including ears, and tails. Only viewable to holders of this pack. $60 once off. Please inform customer support if a particular characters ears/and or tails are not properly generated.
Eve Online Starter Pack: Blank character with 20m Skill Points, 10m pre-allocated to shields, engineering, armour, and spaceship command. 10m unallocated skillpoints for the user to map accordingly. $150.
Eve Online Platinum Pass: Guaranteed TiDi free experience on the first class tranquillity cluster with priority server resource allocation $100/yr
Eve Online Customes Code Expetice Pass: Current player will be exempt from upcoming 0.003% stargate gate tax of current ships worth. $20/yr
Eve Online Elite Political Manoeuvring Pass: You become a member of the current CSM board. Only three packages of this pass are available each year allocated via bidding process. Starts at $100 for each pass. Holders of these passes will be liable to pay for their own flights and accommodations when the board convenes in Best Korea each year.
Eve Online Resource Pass: Asteroid, mining, reprocessing, refining, and reactions yield higher resource yields for current character $80/yr
Eve Online Elite PvE Pass: Word has spread of your great prowess and skill capsuler, as a result high ranking pirates and faction characters appear more frequently to challenge you in all PvE activities $80/yr
Eve Online Marketeer Pass: You will occasionally come across exception orders in the market that are delayed for everyone else but holders of this package, yielding lucrative business opportunities $75/yr
Eve Online Seasoned Advertising Pass: All your market orders are specially displayed at the top of market searches (or will be displayed alongside other holders of this pass at the top of market searches, however pays the most gains higher prominence) $50/yr/token, higher token holder gains the highest prominence.
Eve Online Elite PvP Pass: Every time you successfully kill a rival capsuleer (must not be in the same alliance/faction/corporation) a message will be displayed in all local chats in all systems announcing your great endeavours. (Only one can be purchased each year in all of New Eden) Bidding starts at $500. Must be renewed each year via public bidding process.
Eve Online Skill Tree Master Pass: All skills are immediately trained to level 4. All new skills added to the game start at level 4. $175/yr. Failure to renew each year will result in a once off removal of 100m skillpoints from random skills.
Eve Online Elite Skill Tree Master Pass: Same as the Standard Skill Tree Master except skills start at level 5, removal of 150m with a failure to renew. £300/yr
Eve Online Upwell Board Member Pass: You become a board member of Upwell Consortium. All Upwell Structures are opened to you regardless of owners standings, additionally all structures will possess a clone bay, manufacturies, reprocessing bays, market hubs, and all other upwell facilities to holders in all stations regardless of fittings by owners. All Upwell structures will also be unable to activate hostile facilities against you. $325/yr
Eve Online Advanced Nanite Facilities: All boarded ships in space or docked passively repair 2% Structure, Shields, and Armor per second when outside of combat for 1 minute. $40/yr
Eve Online Hostile Agency Pass: Once per day you are allowed to disconnect a capsuleer of your choice for 1hour. They will be unable to login during that time. Accounts with multiple characters which include the selected character are also unable to login for this time. $500/yr and $40 per use.
Eve Online Advanced Tactics and Technology Pass: During any period, once paid, your ship gains 99% resistance profile and 10m shield regen for 15minutes via embedded but inactive Jove technology in each ship, it can be activated by CONCORD at any time. Please be aware that this requies funds to be in your current Eve Online account or equivilent Hello Kitty tokens be present in your Hello Kitty Wallet. Can be activiated whenever desired but comes with a 48h cooldown (or $20 instant cooldown fee) $30 per use.
This is all a joke, please dont take the above seriously
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Goodbye EVE
I loved you 
Absolutely amazing work. I’ll take the Upwell Board Member pass and I’ll consider the Nanite pass.
This is a very lucrative business opportunity for all pilots. New Eden is blessed with such entrepreneurs.
Until it’s implemented for real. Let’s see who’s going to laugh then.
Can I just have boobs please? Real ones?
You forgot the most obvious of all “I win button” use of this will lend your ship/actions invincible for as long as you keep the button pressed down, it also buffs your weapon to doomsday level even if you are in a subcap and makes cooldown/recharge zero, cost: 1 USD per second at tier 1, tier 2 starts after 10 seconds and increases price to 2 USD per second, tier 3 starts at 20 seconds, price ups +1 USD per second every 10 seconds
Titans have a different paywall plan where the doomsday obliverates everything in the system, $100 for use
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@American_NOOB excellent suggestion my friend. I will add it.
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I Evan McEq fully support this opening post !
I was thinking of shooting myself, and that is not a joke.
In reality the best place to start with microtransactions would be t2bpo’s. They are allready in the game so a few more for real dollar would not hurt the game but raise revenue for PA.
Alliance tourny ships are under utilised aswell so would also be a good revenue stream for the devs at PA.
While the repeat sales are going to generate some decent cash for PACCP, you’ll also need to consider some one-time sale options for the store.
“The Miners Friend” - For new characters only (must have less than 1mil skill points). For just $25, you get a T2 gank fit Catalyst and all necessary skills to ensure an easy kill before Concord shows up.
“HS Whaler” - $50 one time use special script for command modules that delays Concord response by half a minute in any system. (stackable)
“Gate Camp Niarja” - $500: (10)One time use special script for command modules that delays Concord response by half a minute in any system, plus a BPO for the “Gold Tornado” which has 70% bonus to Artillery damage and +500% reduction in Artillery cycle time. Capable of fitting the new 5000mm “Compensator” Howitzer (available in the store for $80 each along with 1000 rounds of ammo).
“HS Cyno” - $100. Module that allows you to create a cynosaural beacon in any HighSec system.
“HS Jump” - $100. Allows any capital ship fit with this module to jump to any HS Cyno beacon.
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How about the “Specialized Ship Skin Packs” !
Skin Packs available for purchase that give different bonuses (depending on what skin pack you purchase) to overheating, shields, armor, speed, etc…etc.
$25 - $50 per pack
The begining of the end 
RIP Eve Online