No. Noooooo. Do NOT turn this into one of those threads where you are both so very sad at each other about how very wrong the other is, and then Arrendis comes in. When that happens it is the end times for anything other than being very sad about how everyone else is wrong. Stop it.
I am trying very hard to see what Nauplius looks like with red hair., here. You can have any other thread you want.
…would a kind word in the appropriate ear about a tour of the Lamp do the trick? It’s all I can offer, but I will do my best.