Recently, an acquaintance of mine, Coulter Phelps, has been named a Diplomat within the SFRIM organization. I have decided to take this opportunity to open up diplomacy with that corporation. I make the following demands of SFRIM:
- Immediate cessation of all worship of the Molok the Deceiver.
- All demonspawn children to be turned over to qualified demonologists in the employ of my corporation, Hoi Andrapodistai.
- All SFRIM facilities to undergo demon banishing rituals under my supervision.
- Any former slaves of Nauplius still the possession or employ of SFRIM to be turned over to me immediately.
- Any Minmatar staff in the employ of SFRIM to be enslaved or sacrificed; any Minmatar pilots who are members of SFRIM to be expelled.
- The corporation SFRIM itself is to be united to the True Faith by means of a public sacrifice of three Minmatar upon the Altar of God performed on behalf of the corporation by one or more of its officers.
- Immediate cessation of all logistical aid to PIE corporation.
- Restoration to Hoi Andropodistai of Citadels and fittings equivalent to those desecrated by SFRIM forces.
- A public apology to Nauplius for all the crimes committed against him by SFRIM.
In return I offer to SFRIM: nothing.
Nothing that is, except the salvation of your immortal souls.