Earth War 1: Mortorcore

Mortorcore doesn’t just mine.

Mortorcore is a leviathan.

If you don’t have your Mortorcore license you aren’t a miner yer a minor at it.

Mortorcorring is new wave and hip.

Mortorcored mines are twice as rich.

When you mortorcore a mountain the mountain gets twice as big.

I’ve been mortorcoring for the kids.

The Mortorcore starts recruiting when the guide book’s finished.

-ottout

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sounds like you submitted a poem to the wrong thread i’m afraid.

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Get that Fedo out of your capsule. The smell has clearly affected your mind.

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The **** is this?
The **** are you?

Down with this sort of thing.

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He’s … kind of been around for a while, Ms. Phelps.

He’s normally, well, not even quite this lucid. But he’s been keeping it short, which seems to help. Or something.

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What does a patch of dirt have anything to do with mortorcore?

What even is a mortorcore?

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WHAT?Dirt? In Mortorcore!

Not a chance of that with these

steel miners
coal workers
dirt cloggers
rock tumblers
shovel pushers
diamond sculptors
machine operators

shadow herders
light mongers
tunnel urchins
boot scuffers
helmet shiners
terraformers
transformers
moonshiners
Under-Gayans

DIRT! NO!

mortor

Mortorcorers

-ottout

Hi
Would you be willing to send these delights by eve mail to appreciative people in new eden?
I can give you a list…

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Do you have so many enemies that you find yourself in the need to list all of them so you can torture them with Mister Ephesianos rambles?

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Enemies is a strong word, I just know some people who deserve a certain level of enlightenment.

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Ottom is a nut,
He has a rubber butt.
:unicorn:

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