Earth War 1: Mortorcore


(Ottom Ephesianos) #1

Mortorcore doesn’t just mine.

Mortorcore is a leviathan.

If you don’t have your Mortorcore license you aren’t a miner yer a minor at it.

Mortorcorring is new wave and hip.

Mortorcored mines are twice as rich.

When you mortorcore a mountain the mountain gets twice as big.

I’ve been mortorcoring for the kids.

The Mortorcore starts recruiting when the guide book’s finished.

-ottout


(Jorge Stanton) #2

sounds like you submitted a poem to the wrong thread i’m afraid.


(Scipio Artelius) #3

Get that Fedo out of your capsule. The smell has clearly affected your mind.


(Coulter Phelps) #4

The **** is this?
The **** are you?

Down with this sort of thing.


(Aria Jenneth) #5

He’s … kind of been around for a while, Ms. Phelps.

He’s normally, well, not even quite this lucid. But he’s been keeping it short, which seems to help. Or something.


(Elmund Egivand) #6

What does a patch of dirt have anything to do with mortorcore?

What even is a mortorcore?


(Ottom Ephesianos) #7

WHAT?Dirt? In Mortorcore!

Not a chance of that with these

steel miners
coal workers
dirt cloggers
rock tumblers
shovel pushers
diamond sculptors
machine operators

shadow herders
light mongers
tunnel urchins
boot scuffers
helmet shiners
terraformers
transformers
moonshiners
Under-Gayans

DIRT! NO!

mortor

Mortorcorers

-ottout


(Halcyon Ember) #8

Hi
Would you be willing to send these delights by eve mail to appreciative people in new eden?
I can give you a list…


(Yarosara Ruil) #9

Do you have so many enemies that you find yourself in the need to list all of them so you can torture them with Mister Ephesianos rambles?


(Halcyon Ember) #10

Enemies is a strong word, I just know some people who deserve a certain level of enlightenment.


(Valerie Valate) #11

Ottom is a nut,
He has a rubber butt.
:unicorn: