Hello New Eden, your friendly neighborhood toymaker here! I’ve been away a few years, so forgive the lack of communication on my part.
I’d like to announce the All New Lineup of Eggerz™ Brand Action Figures for the year YC123! (next year is 23, right? I feel so old!)
Mr. Mittenz: He’s strong, he has white hair, and he rules with an Iron Fist! The Fearsome leader of The Empire, Mr. Mittenz is back for revenge against his enemies!
a picture of an action figure that is blatantly meant to look like GSF CEO, The Mittani, except with a longer nose and bloody Mittens on his hands is shown
Pull the string, and hear from over twenty different phrases, including:
- “Twist the Knife!”
- “Join Sigs 'n Squads!”
- “Become the Crisis”
LegendGodProMan: A true god amongst men, the leader of the Blue Bagel is back, and better than ever! Can LGP lead his people to a promised land? Or will the evil Mr. Mittenz’s campaign of vengeance go unchallenged?
A picture of an action figure in a cloak, who is obviously Famed AT Commander and TEST leader, Progodlegend, is shown
Pull the string to hear over twenty different Phrases, including:
- “CHARGE! Start pulling Keepstars, quick!”
- “Would you like to buy a T3C?”
- “We won the isk war”
Combine with the Tower of Legends™ Playset (sold seperately) for hours of fun! Comes with it’s very own Tengu-class strategic cruiser!
Bily: The fearsome commander of the Blue Bagel’s forces! The natural enemy of The Empire’s Mister Bee, Bily is back!
A picture of a female action figure with a striking resemblance to Test FC Vily is shown, inside what appears to be a Komodo-class titan
- Comes with it’s very own Komodo-class titan!
- Over sixteen phrases!
- Realistic running away action!
Back, by popular demand:
Valerie Vampire: The evil mistress of the Sani Sabik Cult has returned, with a thirst… FOR VENGEANCE!
A picture of an action figure suspiciously like Valerie Valate is shown
Alditch Shootah: The righteous Lord, standing against the evil Sani Sabik
It’s Aldrith Shutaq. He isn’t even trying anymore.
Bodysnatcher Drone: The evil Bodysnatcher menace returns! Can our heroes unite to stop them?
It’s a drifter.
All-new for YC123:
Sasha Sahara: Mistress of the mysterious Dybernauts! Comes with her very own Leshak-class battleship!
An action figure that’s not quite like Sahara Jackal is shown, in a little Leshak
Not-Plius: Once a heretic, now a True Believer! Has he truly turned away from Valerie Vampire’s wicked ways?
this picture makes no effort to hide that it’s Nauplius.
Mother Delve: The very soul of Delve herself! Watch her heal in real time!
An animated gif of a female action figure on crutches with bruises everywhere, and the bruises magically disappear
Father Delve: Please they are making me write descriptions again I need help.
A picture of an action figure of Capsuleer Father Delve
Scare-City Playset: Due customer outcry, this playset will not be part of our YC123 Lineup