A conversation I can imagine at a Caldari station…
" We’re fully stocked with Javelin, Spike, Caldari Navy Antimatter, brand new Eagles, Assault Damage Control units…but if you want a cheese sandwich we’re short on those so you’ll have to use your ration card "
Q: What’s the difference between a capsuleer and a pepperoni pizza?
A: A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Who built a ship that couldn’t fly?
A: The Wrong brothers.
Q: What’s the difference between God and a capsuleer?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a pilot…